What is Michaeled?
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When someone comes up to you in your office and assaults you with a totally unsolicited converstion. Typically it will involve various aspects of their life that you could care less about knowing.
Dude, I just totally got Michaeled. I was sitting at my desk and it happened. Why the hell would I care why he doesn't like working here, or how many "chicks" he meets online.
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