What is Michaeljacksoned?
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any improper contact of a sexual nature; to dangle those smaller and weaker than you (but not much) over balconies; to release only compilation albums these days; to have hysterically abnormal facial cosmetic surgery; or to otherwise live in fucking cuckoo land!
i was michaeljacksoned when i was younger... i got drunk and this weirdo michaeljacksoned me... etc.
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To be screwed beyond royal proportions.
That Asshole spawn killed me.  I got Uncle Scrooged!!!
See scrooge, scrooged, uncle, uncle scr.. 
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To have sex with a woman
A - Did you take shortie home last night?
B - Hell yeah I knocked off that shortie!!!
See smack, hit, fuckin.. 
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A guy or girl who's a groupy that you meet on myspace and you use for sex.
Yo hold on my ninja, my myspace jumpoffs callin'.
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