What is Michaeljacksoned?
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any improper contact of a sexual nature; to dangle those smaller and weaker than you (but not much) over balconies; to release only compilation albums these days; to have hysterically abnormal facial cosmetic surgery; or to otherwise live in fucking cuckoo land!
i was michaeljacksoned when i was younger... i got drunk and this weirdo michaeljacksoned me... etc.