Michaelwanker

What is Michaelwanker?

A guy named Michael that is a Wanker. Very likely to have hairy, sweaty palms. High probability of being a HummerSexual.

Small penis and low stamina. 30 Second Guy at best. Probably has man boobs.

Me: Geez Hairy Palm Guy you are such a MichaelWanker.

Michael: (wanking) Yeah I know...oh..oh..oooh.

Me: Wow, that was quick.

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1. A person that is new to a community or forum of professionals. One that knows diddly squat about what he is trying to act like he knows..

Imosho

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