Michaelwanker

What is Michaelwanker?

A guy named Michael that is a Wanker. Very likely to have hairy, sweaty palms. High probability of being a HummerSexual.

Small penis and low stamina. 30 Second Guy at best. Probably has man boobs.

Me: Geez Hairy Palm Guy you are such a MichaelWanker.

Michael: (wanking) Yeah I know...oh..oh..oooh.

Me: Wow, that was quick.

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W.u.g

1. Like wen u in da street in u in a low down u make money asking da other dude W.U.G wich means Wat u got. Like trade your asking him for ..

Hard Core Nigga

1. guy to the fullest 2. A nigga to his fullest P.Diddy..

Sloppy J

1. The act of getting a sloppy blowjob... rather than just a good ole fashioned BJ, these ones are those dirty ones. "What the fuck....

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