What is Michaelwanker?
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A guy named Michael that is a Wanker. Very likely to have hairy, sweaty palms. High probability of being a HummerSexual.
Small penis and low stamina. 30 Second Guy at best. Probably has man boobs.
Me: Geez Hairy Palm Guy you are such a MichaelWanker.
Michael: (wanking) Yeah I know...oh..oh..oooh.
Me: Wow, that was quick.
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