Michaelwanker

What is Michaelwanker?

A guy named Michael that is a Wanker. Very likely to have hairy, sweaty palms. High probability of being a HummerSexual.

Small penis and low stamina. 30 Second Guy at best. Probably has man boobs.

Me: Geez Hairy Palm Guy you are such a MichaelWanker.

Michael: (wanking) Yeah I know...oh..oh..oooh.

Me: Wow, that was quick.

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Khazi

1. A toilet (usage chiefly British) Richard sat on the khazi and launched a mersey trout..

Orgasmapiss

1. Having a big long piss saved up then you piss it all out and feels as though you just had an orgasm Hey malcolm i woke up this morning ..

Trach Job

1. An act of sexual fornication wherein a man's penis is inserted in a woman's tracheotomy hole (or man's if you swing that ..

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