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An Oxford Surprise is when a door is opened in front of you and the person behind it squirts a load of their semen into your eye.
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When two things are more than just a mere coincidence or when they are way too fitting; happening at the same time.
"When I asked ..
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To take a crap similar in shape and form as a Cuban Havanah cigar to pinch a loaf
Dude where's your crapper, I gotta heave a havan..