What is Michelle Dessler?
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A character on the popular FOX show "24". Worked as a systems analyst for the Counter Terrorist Unit in Los Angeles. Was married to, and subsequently divorced, Tony Almeida. Currently works in "Division" (whatever that is). Dated another high-ranking CTU official named Bill Buchanan while divorced from Tony.
Michelle, stop dating the old guy and get back with Soul Patch Tony!
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What you say to a stupid jock when he takes your girlfriend out to dinner.
From Pure Pwnage 9: The Story Of Dave
Jock: you remind me o..