What is Michelle Dessler?
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A character on the popular FOX show "24". Worked as a systems analyst for the Counter Terrorist Unit in Los Angeles. Was married to, and subsequently divorced, Tony Almeida. Currently works in "Division" (whatever that is). Dated another high-ranking CTU official named Bill Buchanan while divorced from Tony.
Michelle, stop dating the old guy and get back with Soul Patch Tony!
Random Words:
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To be intoxicated, "fucked up" or otherwise inebriated.
Goddamn, Jimmy drank a gallon of Gin and now he's pants clowned...
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A phrase yelled when someone triggers your trap card, usually followed by "Oh no!"
"Oops, I stood on this doormat."..
