What is Michelle The Unicorn?
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A drop dead sexy unicorn that is strictly a herbivore. She is often found mooching off of Kaitlin for food due to her inability to get food for herself. She has the ability to fly and breathe fire.
Shes sexy like Michelle the Unicorn
I once met Michelle the Unicorn and I couldnt get her out of my head.
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