Michelob Ultra

What is Michelob Ultra?


1.

Amber-colored water with a miniscule alcohhol content which seems to be marketed as a sports drink.

Person 1: Would you like a beer?

Person 2: What do you have?

Person 1: Just Mich Ultra. It's good for you, you know.

Person 2: Nah, I'll take something a little stronger. How about a water?

2.

Flavorless alcohol delivery product that people think is good for them because their television and radio told them so.

I saw a man walk out of the grocery store with three bags of chips, five loaves of bread, and two cases of Michelob Ultra. He's watching his carb intake, you know.


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