What is Michigan Cancer?
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During the snow months, the Michigan DOT pours tons of salt on the roads to melt the snow and ice. If you don't wash your car once a week, the rust spreads rapidly, especially around the wheel wells and door panels.
Man, the way Jack's car is eaten up with Michigan cancer, if he goes above ten m.p.h., chunks will start falling off!
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