Michigan Kurplunk

What is Michigan Kurplunk?

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When someone takes a shit in the toilet, and without flushing, pick your partner up by the legs and drop her in headfirst . Just before she drowns in your shit, flush the toilet and clean her off with toilet paper.

Girl's friend: "Is that corn in your nose?"

Girl: "Yeah my boyfriend gave me a Michigan Kurplunk while we were in Detroit."

See blumpkin, glass bottom boat, feltch, stranger, tony danza
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