Michigan Kurplunk

What is Michigan Kurplunk?


1.

When someone takes a shit in the toilet, and without flushing, pick your partner up by the legs and drop her in headfirst . Just before she drowns in your shit, flush the toilet and clean her off with toilet paper.

Girl's friend: "Is that corn in your nose?"

Girl: "Yeah my boyfriend gave me a Michigan Kurplunk while we were in Detroit."

See blumpkin, glass bottom boat, feltch, stranger, tony danza


55

Random Words:

1. A Droobey is someone who is best friends with a hooker. Miranda is Franny's Droobey. See friend, best friends, hooker, miranda, f..
1. Intensely despised lawn weed with bright yellow flower. I fight these damndelions every spring! See flower..
1. A Texas town where you can find your thrills; especially if you like football. Not too far outside of Austin, Texas, you can find the Fr..