What is Michigan Mitten?
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After coming inside after a cold, Michigan winter day, you fist a girl in the ass with the nasty, snowy mitten you had on outside.
"Oh baby, please go outside and shovel the driveway so you can give me a Michigan mitten!"
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To masturbate to internet porn
To engage in a "digital session"
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an asshole which resembles a pussy; usually occurs after many times of anal sex
"The girl I fucked last night's asshole was s..
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What Homestar Runner said when he thought he was imitating a guy at sea while promoting his website, homestarrunner.
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