What is Michigan Mitten?
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After coming inside after a cold, Michigan winter day, you fist a girl in the ass with the nasty, snowy mitten you had on outside.
"Oh baby, please go outside and shovel the driveway so you can give me a Michigan mitten!"
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Being a completely worthless bag of flesh and/or waste of air. People who fail at life usually suck at everything.
Our president, Georg..