Michigan Mitten

What is Michigan Mitten?

After coming inside after a cold, Michigan winter day, you fist a girl in the ass with the nasty, snowy mitten you had on outside.

"Oh baby, please go outside and shovel the driveway so you can give me a Michigan mitten!"

See ass, mitten, michigan, snow, soggy, fist, fisting

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