What is Michigan Mitten?
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After coming inside after a cold, Michigan winter day, you fist a girl in the ass with the nasty, snowy mitten you had on outside.
"Oh baby, please go outside and shovel the driveway so you can give me a Michigan mitten!"
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When in a backyard and doing a girl from behind in the ass and riding her like a pony.
This weekend I grilled some steaks and gave Pam ..
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The napkin you use to squirt your bologna into.
My wife was cleaning my office and found my bologna napkin.
See napkin, bologna, sperm..
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This is a girlfriend who goes around and sleeps with all of your friends.
Oh and now you're going around trying to sleep with my f..
