What is Michigan Mud Mitt?
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A wiping technique. Wrapping toilet paper around one's hand so that one can fully clean one's "area" without getting "matter" on one's hand.
Dave and Maggie went out for Mexican. Dave had a salad, so he was OK, but Maggie had such a bad reaction to her chimichangas, she was on the john all night and had to use a Michigan Mud Mitt to properly clean herself.
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Random Words:
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Someone who is either:
- a redneck,
- a moron, or
- a poofter
Look at that fucking mole in the corner. Shit, what a Queenslander!
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The least-known and least popular Care Bears of them all.
Never featured on the show.
Cheer bear: Oh Jesus, Lotsa Heart! Let's go..
