Michigan Mud Mitten

What is Michigan Mud Mitten?


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A Michgan Mud Mitten is something I find useful when I have the shits and no amount of normal wiping will get my ass clean. I bandage my hand up with the Charminand use my whole hand to effectively wipe away any offending remains of my shit.

Tom shat such a creamy mess,he needed to make a Michigan Mud Mitten to clean it up completly.


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