Michigan Tech

What is Michigan Tech?


1.

Engineering school Located in Michigan's Upper Peninsula. Students with the brains of MIT students but because of a poor guy/girl ratio they kill off all the smart cells with massive amounts of alochol.

"yeah i went to michigan tech once, i cant remember what happened"

"Michigan Technological University, out drinking you since 1885"

See mtu, beer, blackout

2.

Where it's hard to get good grades,

but even harder to get a girlfriend.

Michigan Tech's new ratio is 4 to 1? Screw it, I've got math to do...

See michigan tech, mtu


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