Michlalah

What is Michlalah?


1.

The best seminary in the world. Girls who attend Michlalah are destined to be the coolest girls ever. If you meet a Michlalah girl, stand back, because you may be blown away by her awesomeness. If you are a Michlalah girl, you are one of the chosen few. You have permission to walk around saying, "Why yes, I AM a Michlalah girl!"

Just don't be surprised when people faint at the sight of you.

Yenta #1: Wow, look at her, she's such a Michlalah Girl!

Yenta #2: You're right, she's amazing...I need her to marry my son!

Yenta #1: Well too late--she's mine!

(fighting over Michlalah Girl)

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2.

The fattest seminary in the world. Girls who attend Michlalah are destined to be the fattest girls ever. If you meet a Michlalah girl, stand back, because you may be crushed by her enormity. If you are a Michlalah girl, you are one of the chosen fatties. You have permission to walk around saying, "Why yes, I AM a fat Michlalah girl!"

Just don't be surprised when people faint at the sight of you.

Yenta #1: Wow, look at her, she's such a Michlalah Girl!

Yenta #2: You're right, she's enormous...I need her to marry my elephant!

Yenta #1: Well too late--she's mine!

(fighting over Michlalah Girl)

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