What is Mickelson?
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Noun. Male breasts on a heay set male. Usually as a result of being overweight. Origin: based on professional golfer Phil Mickelson's ample bosom.
Check out that dude's rack. He's got a total Mickelson!
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Noun. To choke. To lose when you could have won. To not deliver when the pressure is on. Based on golfer Phil Mickelson's innate ability to choke when the pressure is on.
Did you see Shaq pull a Mickelson and totally miss those free throws at the end of the game?
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a marijuana cigarette; stems from the old term "left-handed cigarette"
We were fucked up after we lit up that Mickelson.
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a term used when one steals anothers vagina/vaginas
also a term for someone who takes another virginity
Tom: Hey Tim last night was aw..
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Toilet water that splashes on one's chin while giving a blumpkin.
Clean off your face, baby, you've got some blumpkin backfir..