Micra

What is Micra?


1.

Confined, cramped space on wheels, prone to causing nervous breakdowns in claustrophobic persons. Taking the role of a passeneger in a micra ensures an uncomfortable, long journey and double the usual travel time.

I will disown Greg if he buys a micra

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2.

A British-produced car made by Nissan, the Micra was intented to be a cheap, reliable and fun car. Unfortunately, due to a large percentage of the drivers being women, it now has an incredibly bad reputation.

Joyce crashed her brand new Micra into a deer.

3.

(n.) Nissan which was designed primarily for geriatrics, featuring large windows and doors, ugly as hell looks, stupid choice of colours and stock with 10 and a half horses

My dad and I rented a purple Micra in Spain last summer. Tohgether we weigh over 550lbs, plus the luggage. We pulled off into the motorway, where it took us about 80 seconds to reach 67mph, at which the car topped out.

It took us over an hour and a half to complete a 50 minute journey.

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