Micro Skirt Edit Meaning

1. Tired of foolish words like l33t and w00t? Ever find yourself wanting to purge netspeak from the earth like the plague that it is? Never..

1. A velvet sombrero describes the result or practice of a man ejaculating on top of a woman's head, so that his cumruns down all side..

1. The pleasing quailty/feeling of a new mattress upon first use. I say, Jose, this mattress feels quite yumburger; is it new?...