Microbate

What is Microbate?

beating off to anything microsoft or a picture of bill gates

mom: ande what r you doing with that picture of bill gates?

Ande: dammit mom can't i guy microbate in this house

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The act of masturbating to thumbnail pictures, especially off of google images.

so i typed in "lesbians in the shower" on google images, and i totally microbated to that shit.

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