What is Microcynophilia?


A devastating psychological disease in which the sufferer mistakes the likes of chihuahuas and dachshunds for actual dogs. In severe cases, the sufferer may even prefer the company of such animals. Female microcyniphiles may even carry them around in their purses.

If a person prefers dogs whose life expectancy is higher than their weight, than he or she may be suffering from microcynophilia.

The best treatment for micrcynophilia is a nice large dog, such as a golden retriever, great Dane, or St. Bernard.

I broke up with my girlfriend after I saw her carrying a teacup chihuahua in her purse; she never told me she had microcynophilia.

See small, dog, purse, chihuahua, disease, bad, sick


Random Words:

1. 1. Means there`s a bar, you can drink something and in the back is a poker room. 2. Slang, means: "Lick her in their front, poke h..
1. Closely linked to Mordeth, the Mordfactor is a paranormal force, primarily used for evil, often without the user's knowledge. Can..
1. gay slang Police, from the handcuffs they put after a good night out Dude put out that joint, Betty Bangles at 9 o'clock! See aud..