Microeyes

What is Microeyes?

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Asians suffer from this horrid condition. Which gives them that crazy squint appeal.

Dong is such a fucking asian, look at those microeyes.

Oh my god look at his eyes...they are sooooo small. and unsexy, fucking microeye asians.

See small, mini, tiny, bitty, asian

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