Microfuck

What is Microfuck?

1.

A more suitable name for the company most widely known as Microsoft.

God damnit, microfuck just puked and froze everything. Now it's puking it's shit all over my desktop.

2.

1. One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a famously corrupt corporation and member of the Seattle Mafia known for screwing its own customers.

2. The act of being screwed by Microsoft.

1. So how many consumers, taxpayers and children will Microfuck screw this week?

2. After his third major Microfuck in a month, he got smart and got a Mac.

See microsoft, seattle

8

Random Words:

Zombie Jesus

1. An exclamation of surpise or shock originating on Matt Groening's 'Futurama' animated TV show as a futuristic equivalent ..

Quizzles

1. One of a set of quizlix (as defined by Ryan Dunbar) I looked up quizlix and it told me to refer to quizzles See quiz, quizlix, scrabbl..

Drutman

1. A slang term for someone who has passed gas so loud that it is figured they left a present in their underwear; used as a secretive word ..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free