Microfuck

What is Microfuck?

1.

A more suitable name for the company most widely known as Microsoft.

God damnit, microfuck just puked and froze everything. Now it's puking it's shit all over my desktop.

2.

1. One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a famously corrupt corporation and member of the Seattle Mafia known for screwing its own customers.

2. The act of being screwed by Microsoft.

1. So how many consumers, taxpayers and children will Microfuck screw this week?

2. After his third major Microfuck in a month, he got smart and got a Mac.

See microsoft, seattle

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