Microgasm

What is Microgasm?


1.

An inferior sexual climax, usually very muted and of short duration, that leaves one generally unsatisfied or with a feeling of lack, the cause of which can vary, but some of the reasons can be: an unattractive partner, a particularly bad partner, lack of a partner, distraction/preoccupation with something else, severe intoxication, among others.

George: How was your date with Crystal last night? Did you score?

Jerry: Meh...yeah, but during the act, I began taking a good, long look at that weird mole on her neck - did you know there are 7 hairs growing out of that thing? - anyway, I kept staring at it in a repulsed trance - I couldn't tear my eyes away - and I only managed to pop off a microgasm.

George: Are you going to see her again?

Jerry: ...I don't think so.

See orgasm, climax, big o, come, cum, coming, cumming

2.

1. A mini-orgasm, usually one of a multitude

2. When an orgasm is a microcosm for all pleasure in the world

1. My girl told me I was so good she had ten microgasms before she erupted.

2. Everyone who becomes enlightened experiences a microgasm!

See orgasm, microcosm, pleasure, enlightenment


5

Random Words:

1. Stands for All Cops are Bastards The policeman got pissed off by John's A.C.A.B-shirt. See police, bastard, cops, panda, police o..
1. The act of one's head completing a full 360 degree turn, then vomiting. The original 360 vomit was from the 1973 movie, The Exorcis..
1. The act of fucking a chubby mexican up his rear passage Your brothers such a fag we caught him Jelly Beaning Manuel Rodriguez on the ba..
Book Banner