Microhard

What is Microhard?

Microsoft's evil twin. They have different mothers but the same father. Bill Gates kicked Microhard out of the house as a young child.

Person 1: I saw Microhard on the street today.

Person 2: Yeah, I heard about him. Was he ugly?

Person 1: Yeah.

See microsoft, internet, computers, twin, evil

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