What is Microhard?
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Microsoft's evil twin. They have different mothers but the same father. Bill Gates kicked Microhard out of the house as a young child.
Person 1: I saw Microhard on the street today.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard about him. Was he ugly?
Person 1: Yeah.
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A penis so small a microscope is needed to see it.
I didn't even have a chance with the deaf, extremely drunk girl once she saw my..