Microhog Edit Meaning

1. When you spread your butt cheeks while taking a shit and it doesn’t rub on any thing, leaving no mess. Just like when someone takes a sh..

1. A Penis. Yes, a penis. Screan screamed in terror when I pulled out my thick purple Taco Hammer...

1. The act of being high on life. Today I was so sperkled... See sperkle, high, life, drunk..