Micromelon Edit Meaning

1. (N): An especially loud mouthed woman whose ability to constantly talk about dick-shrinking things like art, poetry, boy bands, and chas..

1. shortened version of qwugget. used if someone's being a dumb fuck. Kid 1: d00d i kno my jok wuz rly funny rite??? Kid 2: no fuck..

1. The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to. I got home from the pub about 11.30..