Micropenis

What is Micropenis?


1.

an actual deficiancy in which a man has an abnormally small penis. Also called microphallus.

Coach: Aight boys, hit the showers.

Billy: ...Do we have to?

Coach: Of course you do. What are you so ashamed of?

Billy: ...

Coach: HAHA! GUYS CHECK THIS OUT! BILLY'S GOT A MICROPENIS! IT'S LIKE AN INCH AND A HALF LONG! NO JOKE!!!

See dick, cock, wang, sausage

2.

The scientific term for a penis smaller than 3.5 inches.

Have you seen Greg Houde's micropenis? Man that shit is small.

3.

A penis under 3 inches in length

borgos pet turtle has a larger penis than him, that was the moment he realized he had a micropenis

See cock, dick, shlong, pecker

4.

A Micropenis is a medical term that describes an unusually small penis in a male, usually 4cm. This condition is incredibly rare. This term is only used when the other parts of the male genitalia, like the scrotum and testes are well developed and normal sized.

About 0.6% of all penis's of all men fall into this category

Joe brown Has a Micropenis. It is 1.5cm in length. He is not a happy camper in the locker room.

See small, micro, tiny, little, cock, dick, johnson

5.

someone with less then 3 inches of penis size. extremely small endowment; extra tiny penis

Small Paul from atlantic city, is italian, and has a micropenis. we call him "peewee" and "buttondick" because it is less then 1/2 inch. He has no shaft either. Poor pwee is dickless and we all laugh at him and his micro-pecker!! lol dickless

See inchworm, dickless

6.

a dick under 2.5 inches when stretched

also scott lathams secret fethish

that boy has a micropenis!!

"mmmm looovely mocropenis" (scott latham)

7.

less then 3 inches; pathetically miniscule; baby-dick size; buttondick; hardly enough to even seen. laughed at by anyone who can find it. mini-dick.

"I know a guy whose penis is so small he cannot even find it! He has to use tweezers to pull the head out! Everyone laughs at poor peewee and his micropenis!! LOL"

See inchworm, dickless, peewee, small paul


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