Microphobe

What is Microphobe?

Someone who is afraid of irregularly small midgets who have germs.

Val Kilmer is a microphobe because he contracted VD from a surprisingly attractive cast member in that Willow movie.

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Necie

1. a girl that looks good from a distance that girl looks good but shes 3 miles away from me lets go up to her and ask her out omg ewww sh..

Ice Weasel

1. anything that might trough a wrench into fixing your snowmobile - for good. an ice weasel could be a potential ersatz spouse. Other exa..

Physically Retarded

1. when a person's body and overall appearance can be considered retarded for looking that bad because its just not normal Person 1:H..

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