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When two daft pros go and make love on a random beach location in Southern California. Generally ditching their friends in the process b..
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A Kristof Vampire is when a guy makes fangs out of candy corn and eats out the girl when she is on her period.
I gave her a Kristof Vam..
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heavily intoxicated, with the nuance of retaining some degree of control, not making a (total) fool out of yourself, and generally exper..