What is Microplatinum?
1.
used to describe a flop of a musical effort by implying that the album sold literally 10 copies:
micro = 1 / 1,000,000
micro*platinum = 10
Jane: Hey, have you heard that new D.J. Hairy Henry album?
John: D.J. who?
Jane: Hairy Henry. He has like 4 CDs out.
John: Yeah? 4 CDs? Well I guess he wanted to add another
microplatinum album to his collection.
See