Microplatinum

What is Microplatinum?


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used to describe a flop of a musical effort by implying that the album sold literally 10 copies:

micro = 1 / 1,000,000

platinum = 10,000,000

micro*platinum = 10

Jane: Hey, have you heard that new D.J. Hairy Henry album?

John: D.J. who?

Jane: Hairy Henry. He has like 4 CDs out.

John: Yeah? 4 CDs? Well I guess he wanted to add another

microplatinum album to his collection.

See gold, silver, emo, gangsta, punk


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