Microreach

What is Microreach?


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the act of reaching for the microwave. this mostly occurs when you live in a one bedroom apartment with no kitchen counters, forcing you to keep the microwave ontop of the refridgerator. the act also causes sadistic enjoyment when you have short friends

"i dont want to go to janie's for lunch, i always have to microreach for my hotpocket"

See reach, stretch, microwave, short people


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