Microsoft Edit Meaning

1.

Organisation bent on world domination masquerading as a software company.

See also Bill Gates; Windows

Fucking shit Microsoft programs

2.

See World Domination

See Matt

3.

A large terrorist organisation, hell bent on producing software that crashes and works slowly. Some of their more evil tactics over the years include waiting until just before you click the save button to make the screen go all blue for no reason, but more subtle tactics include waiting until you start to work, then annoying you with a sodding paper clip.

Josh: "I'll just get on with some work..."

Microsoft Paperclip: "Hello!"

Josh: *I'll just ignore him, and he'll go away*.... *starts to type*

Microsoft Paperclip: "Do you want to write a letter?"

Josh: "No."

Microsoft Paperclip: "Okay, do you need some help with that?"

Josh: "NO! NO! NO I DONT FUCKING WANT SOME HELP! PISS OFF!!"

*clicks on hide, paperclip dissapears*...*begins to work...*

... 2 minutes pass ...

Microsoft Paperclip: "Hello!"

See microsoft, paperclip, office, assistant

4.

An obvius copy of Macrohard, which Bill Gatesstole the disk of while I was sleeping. He also copied my program Doors, and renamed it Windows.

Me: *sleeping*

Bill Gates: I'll just take this disk... *yoink*

Me: You, come back here right now, or I will personally come all the way over there and call Ronald F***ing McDonald to kick you in the nuts!

Bill Gates: hehehe *escapes* I'll just change the name to Microsoft, and this program to Windows, and no one will ever know!!!! WAHAHAHA!!!!

Me: Cheap B******!

5.

A company most famous for its satirical "operating system," Windows. A sort of play-on-code from genuine operating systems, Windows amuses millions with its cartoonishly-dated gui (graphical user interface), Gerald Ford-esque clumsiness (whoops! I froze again! *laugh track*), hyper-zealous licensing scheme, and utter lack of usability. For these reasons and many others Windows popularity remains very high.

And why shouldn't spyware be able to install itself on my computer?!

6.

The bane of civilization

Damn all other systems to hell for not being able to overtake Windows as the dominant OS on the market.

7.

An inferior product that is out to rule the world.

Microsoft's plans for building a death star device was shut down by officepax.