Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Elco

1. elco means el camino real. the el camino real is a historic route. the school is a complete dump! the historic el camino real runs alon..

Prolate Spheroid

1. The technical and or scientific term for the shape of a football. "I don't even know what shape a football is, do you?" ..

Tolltwat

1. noun, verb 1. A whore; a prostitute; a slattern; a camp follower. 2. The toll-gauntlet in the Chicago area. I got tolltwatted on my t..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Microsoft Access Edit Meaning