Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Oberst

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Goldengate

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Buttwad

1. 1) A fragment of toilet tissue that is left behind after wiping. 2) An individual who is a complete moron. Having the intellect of sai..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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