Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

The Clobster

1. Tall, Grey-Haired Monster that has claws, afraid of girls, and always depressed. The Clobster ran away from the females and went to the..

Irritated

1. Annoyed. Stop irritating me with your drivel, and go find the crap yourself. See Saints 2. a jack ass, stupied son of a bitch like y..

Oedipal

1. a disorder when a child, usually a male, falls in love with his mother and in turn wants his father gone so his object of affection can ..

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