What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
Random Words:
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To forgo getting some pussy a) In the hopes of getting better pussy later b) Because it's probably a bad idea.
"Dude, Shirley..
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Fucking the dog
I gota stay home today and fornicate the pooch.
See Bonehead..
