What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
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When one recieves fellatio from his female partner and right before ejaculation gives the warning, then ejaculates all over her face whi..
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A Blake-ism for the Head
Oh Shit son you just got hit in the home-a-dome!
See head, melon, dome, dome piece, noggin..
