Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Mabik

1. when both you and your friend were thinkin the same thing at the same time and spontaniously realize it. the first person to call mabik ..

Josef Mengele

1. a sick, twisted, demented, insane, psychopathic, fucked up, nazi motherfucker. nicknamed the "angel of death". he is the basis..

[gingerwhale]

1. a man or woman who is extremly overweight and has red hair and freckles steve: look at him he's like 500 pounds dan: holy hell h..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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