Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Yuhuh

1. Yuhuh is used for sayind yes sure or even maybe.Yuhuh can be used for some kind of a yes response. Are you going to the movies Friday? ..

Question-statement

1. A statement said in the form of a question. For instance: "You're retarded" would be said like "You're retard..

Jason X

1. A terrible movie. Here's a rundown of the story: Jason is frozen in an ice chamber thing. Centuries later, he is thawed out, and ..

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