Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Pudged

1. From the yaya - meaning you've been given a wonderful surprise gift. Named for the woman (Pudge) who is the best at giving surpris..

Umair Ali Daimee

1. Species of wild animal, found in the Himalayas. Grandmother is kangaroo. Thats no llama, thats an Umair!!!..

O-50

1. AN o-50is someone who is in the bloods gang bu never got jumped into the gang. I didn't know he is an o-50. See Killa..

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