What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
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When one shaves their pubes leaving a narrow strip of hair in the middle of their groin undisturbed. Its the man version of the landing ..
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A buff turkish man who likes to skeet on his girlfriends and there moms.
I got lucky last night, my girl let me pull a Orhan Toksoy...