Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Fishizle

1. For sure. Or a really cool room in a house. Welcome to fishizle!!Or Hey man you wanna go to the mall Fishizle..

Elle

1. a hot attractive young french girl, to whom everyone is attracted. She is so elle. 2. French for "she." Elle est attractiv..

All Sick

1. Describles something as "cool" Dam that shit is all sick. See cool..

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