Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

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Vipershark72

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Zeeki

1. used at the end of normal words , to get out of a situation that one doesnt want to be in, or used after someone makes a remark that mak..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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