What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
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the adjective used to describe a hot girl with a whack ass boyfriend
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The warm, thick, wet substance that forms along the saddle, or taint, during physical activity - particularly bike riding.
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