Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Fricitisize

1. to frolick in any body of water, or to hostage a small puppy I like to fricitisize in puddles after it rains. See frolick, jump, splas..

übernoob

1. The worst kind of noob, they have been playing for quite a while and they still arent picking up any skills. You may also call someone ..

Kuwtgw

1. Keep up with the good work. That's great man!KUWTGW! See keep, up, with, the, good, work..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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