Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Eame

1. an Email I got this eame that promised to make me rich I keep getting these eames wanting me to look at picture of peoele with no clot..

Gringot

1. Where a man licks a dead woman's vagina whilst masturbating to enable maximum ejaculation. Wow, she was a great gringot. See vagi..

Up On Things

1. Knowledgeable of the ways of the street. If you ain't up on things... etc...

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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