Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Its Good

1. everythings strait,or its alrite somebody do something simple twoards you that could prolly use an appology...like someone step on ya k..

W3n

1. 1337, or d00d 5p33k for "win", spelled "wen" to purposely sound like a retard. Incorrect grammar must be used in a ..

Quam

1. a trouble; a problem. Her only quam is that he still lives at his parents' house. See problem, trouble, ok 2. Someone who eats ..

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