What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
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The being of vladjlsadr!
The Vladivladvic idol was a vladjlsadr!..
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The rim of excessive ginger fuzz around the outside of a boys lips, creating the illusion of a vagina on the face
'yo, did you see..