Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Midzi

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Vastgina

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2kool4skool

1. A variation of 2cool4u. When someone acts like s/he is "too cool" for something/under a high-pressure situation, not necessari..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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