Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Acceleraphobia

1. Your definition is of acceleration is wrong. People do legitimately have a fear of acceleration, but such people have no fear of speed. ..

Emofabulous

1. Fabulous in an Emo way... That outfits Emofabulous... See emo, fabulous, punk, skater, goth..

Zoyle

1. the bastard child of sfc doyle. has also played in such films as; the mask of zoyle. it is a proven fact that he likes the cock some mig..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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