Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Inscho

1. To take a photograph that appears smeared or blurry. Adam will have to inscho his pedalboard photos to hide the naughty bits. See obfu..

Faggle Taggle

1. A descriptive term very similar to the classic "raggle taggle" Use this to imply somebodys sexuality, or to embarrass on entr..

Zydell

1. Person who likes pie. Clara: Wow, did he eat all that pie? Henk: Yeah, he's a real Zydell! See CNN 2. Incredibly skilled perso..

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