Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Im Just Tired

1. This is THE answer if someone accuses you of being high or drunk. generally used when one's eye's are a bit of a give-away, or..

Nintz

1. someone who says stupid things. A mix of a ninny and a dunce. Also sometimes spelled nince. don't be so daft you nintz! See nince..

W.a.d

1. White ass dick Yo man this girl was going to suck my dick then I told her I had a W.A.D and then she slapped me and said hell no See w..

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