What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
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When an otherwise talented employee is faced with a number of artifically imposed impediments to his/her promotion because he/she displa..
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Regarding resession
Re.session takes place after forward(ed) session.
See place, forward, session..
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As in, ohcomethefuckon Bridget..... from Bridget Jones's diary! :)
'ohcomethefuckon Bridget!'
'We're going to..
