What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
Random Words:
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The wrong way of spelling 'tamagotchi'.
Tomagotchi is the wrong way of spelling Tamagotchi.
See tamagotchi, bandai, japan
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Loose fitting, oversized pants usually worn by weight-lifters. They're akin to parachute pants in that they are (usually) tightly c..