Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Imbrucia

1. Frunchish for: insanity similar to: brucia,imbruci more Frunchish: pub lo meldi mi de fula dubri muqua lele du sonph po mu ..

Jewbie

1. A combination of a jew and a noob. Wow that game was lame, it was too easy. Yeah they were jewbies. See jew, noob, nub, player, game ..

Yeash

1. a cross between yes and yeah, commonly used by people with braces or a lisp Billy: "Did you like that knuckle deep?" Ashlie:..

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