What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
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A child lacking in social/physical skills of his or her peers. Always raised by an overly protective parent. Wimpy, wussy, weanie, pansy..
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When one sneezes and farts at the same time
WARNING:These farts tend to cause dirty pants, and anal bleeding in some cases
GUY 1:OMG I..
