Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

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Usge

1. Short for the word usual. What did you do today? You know the usge... See usual, the usual, normal, typical 2. The recently popular..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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