Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Vagipire

1. A man or woman addicted to oral sex. My ex-wife used to cal me a vagipire because I would suck-up all of her juices when eatin' he..

W.w.j.d.

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Tamila

1. tamila means to never sleep. such as. that kidd must be a "tamila" because of how tierd they look. See tamila, tierd, sleep,..

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