What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
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The patch of skin between your balls and your anus. Scientifically, perineumalso known as gooch.
Hey mom! My gym teacher just made me..
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Typical response when your fat Kraut mother lets one rip at the dining room table. Often accompanied by the fat wench lifting a cheek t..
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A complete and utter failure, someone who fails both in their lack-of-a-real-life and online. Due to their lack of ability to be worthwh..
