Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Ganoobies

1. 1) the muscles that flex in the back of your head when you laugh. 2) uncontrollable laughter caused by a nice fatty boombatty blunt. (..

Threw Gas On The Fire

1. Took a bad situation and made it worse. The starting pitcher gave up a run in the 6th inning, giving the other team the lead. The relie..

W%t

1. Derived from woot, meaning "Yay" or "Hurrah" "Sweet, we won the lottery!" "Le w%t" See woot, ..

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