Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Ebris

1. Eraser Debris Named by Spackenkill Students (Poughkeepsie, NY) Look at all this ebris left on the table after that last test! See era..

Quality Vs. Quantity

1. I had this conversation at lunch whether to go to McDonalds or Subway, Subway you get quality and McDonalds you get Quantity. We used wh..

Scofielded

1. 1)Completely outsmarting someone and making them look like an idiot. 2)Owning someone with the power of your brain.The word is derived..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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