What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
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The Zerg Rush. A strategy originating from Starcraft used only by the unstrategic. The Zerg Rush consists of mass producing as many Zerg..
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To expel a particularly textured and aromatically rich brand of flatulence, the smell of which brings to mind the distinct odor of food ..
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an alternate name for a womans vagina.
I stuck four fingers in her flesh mitten last night.
See pussy, beaver, cunt, pink taco, gash
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