Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Covox

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Kathleen Hanna

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Heterocredible

1. Convincingly straight. Quality that renders an ambiguous item clearly "not gay." "I just think a button-down is a little..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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