What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
Random Words:
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When somebody makes a lot of annoying, unnecessary noise.
1. Thumping when walking around a house.
2. Yelling.
3. Bumping into things..
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The euphoric feeling one gets, when in the association of tree-hugging, drum-beating, hemp-wearing, eco-loving, vegetarian types.
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