Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

W117

1. being so awesome or campaigning for the wii that you are w117 (refers to 1337) Fag: i hate the wii just because i am a hardcore sony a..

Slivovitz

1. The odour of Shaun the day after Chris's cabin party. What's that smell? Oh, it's just Shaun and his Slivovitz. See jk..

The Pick

1. destroying a females vaginal region last night my girl friend was being stupid so i gave her the pick. See dill, dilly, body..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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