Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Quirbait

1. another name for a fag,homo,quir, just more os a stiff diss what the fuck are you looking at quirbait? See colin 1. another name for..

Skeemo

1. An emo kid, or someone who wears tight jeans, has scene haircuts, and is emotional and has been caught cutting their wrists or complaini..

Rectal Excrement

1. To defecate, or shit out of the ass!! dear lord, thats a gooey rectal excrement made by timmy??!!! See shit, crap, turd, defecate, poo..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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