Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Neat-nick

1. Somebody that is obsessive about cleanliness. Ex: Lauren, don't be such a neat-nick. You've already organized your room thre..

Conal

1. A blow to the face with a fist. He met conal. 2. Gobshite (Hollers): Gobshite! Conal: Yes? See Bob..

Kakistocracy

1. Deriving from the Greek root "kakos", meaning "bad". Pronunciation and meaning can be easily associated with a &quo..

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