Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Angry Guinea Pig

1. have intercourse with a person so hard that they squeak like a guinea pig i could hear george angry guinea pigging all night. See angr..

Queebing

1. When one places there mouth over the vagina of a dead female. Get's their friend to jump on the stomach of the individual and has t..

Amerispic

1. Offspring of one whose parents are a conjunction of American and Hispanic. Mother=American / Father=Puerto Rican Marion is a half reta..

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