Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Ejet

1. it is an irish saying for a fool... i supose it originates from the gealic language. it is used in rural and urban settings ya fucking ..

Zephyrlot

1. n1: Zephyr is a refreshing wind, and lot means... A lot. So a lot of refreshing wind? n2: A user of newgrounds who was pwned on the mai..

He-whore

1. Gay term meaning male escort or prostitute. Hey man... let's round up a few he-whores and have an orgy...

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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