What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
Random Words:
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its a variation of the phrase you got served and is used in the same context.
you got vended like a bag of peanuts!!!..
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the act of scraper ones nutsack with your tongue
ya cocksmokin nut scraper!..