What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
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The bench designated for boyfriends to sit on, usually outside a fitting room, while their girlfriends shop and try-on clothes.
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Vaginal Ecstacy - The feeling which can be achieved by a female in the vagina, which overcomes all other feelings of pleasure.
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