Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

W4nk3r

1. Wanker, tosser, dickhead etc used in internet speak or car rego plates. the 4 is an A and the 3 represents an E. pretty simple really..

Jegg

1. an abriviation of "jew egg". jew+egg for more information see jew egg "Jamie stop being such a jegg" See jew, eg..

English Kiss

1. What the French call a French kiss. Mon dieu! Deed you see zat? Ee just English kissed eez secretary weez eez toungue. See french kiss..

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