Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Undermine

1. A reference that blacks use to describe a certain location "Damn cuz, there is this sexy bitch that lives in the apartment undermi..

Zoe Johns-boehme

1. (noun) TIGHT/DOPe AS HELL! foreal. i wouldnt lie. yea ....you know zoe johns-boehme? shes fuckin sweet. See cool, dope, zoe, tight,..

Unfun

1. the evil opposite of fun. That which more approximates work, school, hell. The antithesis of a good time. Boring. Monotonous. Drudgery. ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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