What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
Random Words:
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The act of stimulating the anus and/or rectum with one's middle finger. Derived from chocolate supriseand Flip off.
I was whacking..
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exp. - A situation where nothing, by conceivable thought, can get any worse.
Used when phrases like "God Damn It", "Shit..
