Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Toots

1. derogatory or pet name used for a woman, i.e. dame, broad, babe, skoit, sweetie. However, the word comes from the candy- "Tootsie R..

Hania

1. a biologically retarded kangaroo; retarded at infancy dies before its reaches adulthood 3 weeks ago, while visiting the southern regio..

Yummay

1. Somebody you care about alot. Guy: yah, she's my yummay! guy2: i wish i had a yummay... See wifey, girlfriend, baby, chick, hunn..

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