Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Last Name

1. Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Cher and Madonna don't have one, and the Pope has one but does..

Ploby

1. a really stupid monkey This , Ploby, here doesn't know how to eat a banana. See ploby, stupid, monkey, really, lame..

5617

1. If typed into a standard calculator, this somewhat represents the word lips highschool: ME: hey lubelips read this- Calculator: 5617..

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