Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Anti-cockwise

1. In a given activity, women will be expected to go first. 1. Given that the starting order was anti-cockwise, Jane was confident she cou..

Obamist

1. A supporter of Barack Obama's Socialist ways. I was telling my friend Scully that Obama is a socialist. But I was wasting my time..

Pockshot

1. Another word for a sexy female who has a large round vaccination scar on her upper arm as a result of a smallpox vaccination. Wow, chec..

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