Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Hounds

1. An old man's testicles. I just saw a pair of wrinkled hounds! See testicles, old men, balls, hound..

Bog Stomp

1. Placing a person's face on top of a bog and repeatedly stomping the back of their head, forcing it deeper and deeper in to the bog ..

Orgaster

1. deserver of a pleasuring male moose cock "I sure wish i had an orgaster right now" See and, SLB..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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