Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Alligator Tears

1. Tears that are fake, or are meant to deceive. Same as crocodile tears. Man, that bitch was totally faking it with those alligator tears..

Vooloo

1. American people were pissed off on black people because they get to have black magic called voodoo, so they made a new type of magic cal..

Kellogging

1. The act of saying "GR-R-REAT" (like Tony the the tiger) A: I just bombed my f-ing finals. B: Thats gr-r-reat! A: Dude. Stop..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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