Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Poogar

1. pussy + boogar = poogar, vaginal succretions in snot like like form "Did you just poogar in your pants or are you just happy to se..

Thunder Crumbles

1. a really dank type of weed I got dem thunder crumbles you been wanting dad!! See crumbles, thunder, weed, dank, high..

Hopscotch

1. When a guy or girl has their way with a sex partner then moves on to the next. *Hopscotchin does include protected sex. If your not u..

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