Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Twenty Fo

1. Adding 4 zips of codine to a deuce of yo favorite drank You sit on twenty fos, i sip on twenty fos See deuce, zip, drank 2. 1: insa..

Juve Cleaver

1. A woman in her 30s or 40s who looks like she's in her 50s and acts like she's 13. Typically what this means is that they loo..

W.o.b

1. Acronym. Wank over bog. 'ahhhh, fetch us a kit-kat will ya Gavin, i'm starving' 'sorry pet, i'm off for a wob..

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