Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

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1. Laughing my ass of so hard snot cae flying out my nose. The joke was so funny that I was laughing my ass of so hard snot came flying ou..

Dirty Ron

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Ugly Hour

1. When you're out drinking and it's time for the clubs to close. The fluorescent lights (ugly lights)come on, and feverish attem..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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