Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Lindley

1. a giggling idiot; one who cannot stop laughing Shh! Stop being a Lindley or we'll get points at this Quaker meeting! See boo 2. ..

Tonsk

1. A person who goes to Villanova and smoke(d)(s) an insanely large amount of pot, until they have to get drug tested and stop for a little..

Lincoln Tunnel

1. The gaping orifice that results from vigorous anal sex with a well-endowed partner Don't go out with Andre! That boy Lincoln Tunn..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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