Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Shimona

1. 1. One of the many nonsensical pieces of gibberish that Michael Jackson "uses" 2. Probably someone with a bad lisp saying the..

Nomesain

1. Do you know what I am saying? dat bitch was a skanky ho, nomesain? See Clinton..

Noah J

1. pimp, rollin with the ladies, gotta group of girls surroundin him at all times Noah! What a pimp! Which one of them u likin now? See F..

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