What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
Random Words:
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A vocabulary that includes obscure polysyllabic words that are often used incorrectly and/or out of their proper context. Specifically w..
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The act committed when you are doing a girl from behind, and you reach around and grab her growler.
Punk: I'm really enjoying doin..
