Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Niggin'

1. 1. The act of portraying an african-american; in using their behavior, clothing, language, etc. 2. see obnoxious That guy can dance ve..

Distading

1. Distading is the term used for people who start and give up on many goals in quick succession. "Distader": Hey i'm going..

Unimonininity

1. the sex of a lion and a turtle i saw you masterbating to unimonininity! See unimonininity, sex, lion, turtle, masterbating..

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