Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Ula

1. Ultra-late Adopter, someone who waits a long time to buy the "it" product. He still doesn't own an ipod?!?! What an ula...

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Omcg

1. A more dramatic version of OMFG. OMCG, I just reenacted the 2girls1cup scenes with my grandmother! See omg, omfg, omgwtfbbq, god, jesu..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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