Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Zoopals

1. A pretty paper plate for parties with paralyzed eyes of preys and predators. Pink zoopals can be painted to purple paper plates. See c..

W33ni3

1. loser dat' w33ni3 sucks at AA..

Zippered Up

1. To be murdered due to an act of disrespect and placed in a coroner's bag. If that punk bitch keeps fuckin around and don't pa..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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