What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
Random Words:
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A persons behind which appears similiar in size and shape to a bucket?, maybe a vessel full of cr..? A huge behind, good for nothing exc..
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Replacement of the 'gi' in the word "gigantic" with "huge". Commonly used when exaggerating.
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