Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Yowl

1. another way to say bowl or pipe or anything of that matter used to smoke marijuana. not a joint or a blunt. "we're gonna smok..

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1. when typed it a calculator and flipped upside down, it spells "GO2HELL" please do yourself a favor and *flips calculator upsi..

Quelm

1. Quelm is usually used out of laziness, or when the person wants to be intentionally vague and/or mysterious. It's origins lie in th..

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