What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
Random Words:
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Line from the movie "Wedding Crashers" uttered by the legendary Christopher Walken. Can be used whenever someone fails to show..
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the essence of pure and uninterrupted beauty, like the meadows of heaven.
i am soooooo hot and have cute sexy eyes
See me..
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Jam a bastard in it you crap! is something Mom from futurama said before slapping her son.
Mom: Jam a bastard in it you crap!
Son: Ow!..
