What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
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This is done by pushing your cock and balls between your legs and bending over to show your friends.
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The act of shaving a woman's pubic hairs and adding them to an omelet for purposes of sexual gratification.
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