Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?


1.

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"


28

Random Words:

1. Qelsi means keyin Albanian.All there is to it. Bob: Ma jep qelsin. Bryce: Urdheno. Translation: Bob: Give me the key. Bryce: Here y..
1. The being of vladjlsadr! The Vladivladvic idol was a vladjlsadr!..
1. The rim of excessive ginger fuzz around the outside of a boys lips, creating the illusion of a vagina on the face 'yo, did you see..