Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Ziegler

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Hellen-keller

1. To put your fingers in a person's ears as they jack you off into their own eyes. I Hellen-Kellered that bitch. See cumshot, facia..

Ethnically Cool

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