What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
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When having sex, just as the female reaches climax the man throws a plastic bag over her head and rides the simultaneous action of orgas..
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Where do they eat Haggis? Scotland. So quite simply, Haggis Land is Scotland.
''Where's Miles gone to on his holiday?&ap..
