What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
Random Words:
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Cozon"ju*gate, a. L. cozonjugatus, p. p. or cozonjugare..
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a crappy outing
Ever since Chris Young ate at Ponce's he has been shittin' the ponce's pisser.
See sucking, flutie, wad..