Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Cock Top

1. A more creative way to call some one a dick head John was being a huge cock top today See dick head, cocktop, penis head..

Faptitude

1. 1. Potential to become a pretentious wanker/snob. 2. Potential wanking (fapping) ability. "He thinks he knows EVERYTHING about m..

Lol-ing

1. Verb of Laughing out loud I was LoL-ing in my room my other day. See lol, laughing, funny, lol-ing..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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