What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
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A huge penis who lives in italy, famous for his skills with a penis, he is one of the biggest penis' in the world.
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when you get so high you think you are having a heart attack.
"dude that bong rip was so big I think its gonna make me heart attac..