What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
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The Zombie Paradox is how zombies are supposed to be really weak and slow-moving from all the post-mortem decay... yet are still somehow..
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Die please. Ok thanks!
You're such a fag...dieplzkthx
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dieplzkthx is an internet term, normally as a joke, asking someone nice..
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A brilliant book by Terry Pratchet and Neil Gaiman. If armageddon goes this way, I'm in.
If that guy on the front of Good Omens su..
