Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Vineless

1. A faggit, anything to do with homosexuality That new guy at school is vineless See vineless, gay, fag, homo, homosexual, xbox live, so..

Fat Kim

1. A term for a fat version of a lady named Kim. It is also a type of cheese. Man, I need to get me some fat kim cheese tonight. See kim,..

Lik Mik

1. To be like Mike Savage when typing. Let's talk lik mik. itz kewl...

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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