Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Will"ing

1. The instantaneous looking up of information using Wikipedia type sources to resolve a pointless argument or generate excessive knowledge..

Angry-dragon

1. A sexual act where a guy take his penis and inserts it, surprisingly, all the way to the back of the throat of his female partner(right..

W3irdal

1. One of the sexiest people in the world! Also known to idle alot and make be uterly useless. Also, is hard to understand at times, but ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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