Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Dowy

1. A person or persons who look like they need some mental help, they may be limping or else just have a blank, vacant expression. Subject ..

Zooba Rooba

1. to chill. (ie refrigerate) Did you zooba rooba those beers like I told you to, fuckwit?..

Bozis Shvili

1. Son of bitch in Georgian (the official language of Republic of Georgia) His mom is a Georgian hooker so he's a bozis shvili by def..

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