Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

I Smooch You

1. Derrek's substition for the three words used most inapropiatly: i love you. "aw baby i love you." "what the FUCK?!..

Brrup Brrup

1. pop a cap in the niggah bumbaclot look at that foo, watch me cripwalk brrup brrup..

69$6*

1. the position 69 in assumed by 2 people, the 3rd person is preferably very flexible and then a woman in placed on the right of them. the..

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