Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Phmelly

1. A joking way to say "smelly" emphasizing the fact that you're attempting to add a gay accent. Dan: Dude... You're a..

The Irts

1. A band from Walla Walla, Washington. "hey did you go to the irts concert last night dude?" "no man didnt catch it"..

Phdilf

1. A sexually attractive PhD you'd like to fuck. My math professor was wearing a tight shirt today and I realized what a PhDilf she i..

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