Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Kenit

1. To click it, lose it, go psychoat someone. Sometimes for good reason, but also for reasons that dont seem that bad. daemoe: "man d..

Unacceptable

1. Something extremely inappropriate. Your mother's extreme amount of coochhair is unacceptable...

Ora-ginal

1. To think up something original or have a new, cool idea that signifies independance, or to agree with or acknowledge something of someon..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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