Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Toadly

1. totally! but in a sarastic manor. that's toadly awesome. toadly, man, toadly...

Eurabean

1. A huge insult in Europe, especially to the French. Europeans talking among selves: Man, I hate foriegners. American: AHH shut the feck..

Oh My Ghosh

1. an expression of horror at the amount of UT homework, usually followed by the words "minus 10!" person 1: "Oh my ghosh! ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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