What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
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One who dresses fashionably.
In the same way that a male transvestite poses as a woman, so does the trendvestite pose as someone cool a..
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The word which takes somebody's name and makes a sentence out of the letters (usually to do with their death).
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