What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
Random Words:
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A pad for absorbing the sweat of a man's ass. Similar to the Stayfree Maxi Pad.
Ideal for:
* Moderate to heavy ass flow
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a pointless thing to describe...well...anything! anything that is to be done or has been can be described this way.
I'm going out ..
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An obvious and very Catholic name. Also, the addition of "Mary" to the beginning of any name will automaticaly make it Catholi..
