Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Daaaa

1. a certain laugh, the laugh can contain as many a's as necessary to get the desired effect Daaaaaaaaaaaaaa! his face See laugh, da..

Goating

1. In an atmosphere of bonhomie, possibly at a party, a member of the group will put his glass to one side and suggest a spot of goating. ..

You Got Cained

1. this novice from NSB whose name is samuel chu, wif the hand action, goes "U GOT CAINED" over a chess game with this other fob ..

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