What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
Random Words:
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a run-off of "your face", "your mom", ect.... usually used as a comeback. the ULTIMATE.....random comeback, used to ..
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kuti = female dog
poonch = tail
kuti di poonch = bitch's tail
Something useless and funny.
Vik: "Tara dissed Harry AGAIN!&..