Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Old E

1. Short for Old English 800 which is malt liquor that usually comes in a 40 oz bottle. Greatly advertised by such artist as EAZY-E, Knocko..

Ass-plosion

1. A night of bad mexican and rancid milk might give you one of these... "Sorry I'm late, I just had an ASS-PLOSION... IN MY PAN..

Pvg

1. OR otherwise known as Pelvic vertical g-spot. PVG is used to pleasure the female pussy and have her totally cream in like 25 sec instead..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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