Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

W.w.f.d.?

1. Means what would fobbitt do? For all those Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines, Coasties who do not leave the wire. Complian because the..

Lulzy

1. laughable; inciting outward laughter Michael Moore proves time and again that money can be made off truly lulzy events. See lol, funny..

Urkelin'

1. When an individual's pants have knowingly or unknowingly risen above their belly button, resembling the hiked up style of pants mad..

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