What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
Random Words:
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scientific word for "fart"
what stinks, did u flachulate?..
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A very large penis. About equivilent in size to a baby's arm, the the head being the size and general color of a plum.
Mary: Did y..
