Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Jasub

1. (J)ust (A)nother (S)tupid (U)nreliable (B)itch ... acronym created by Jeff Chandler Every single girl on this fucking earth is JASUB. ..

Napaboy

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K Fed

1. A tool, a person who lacks in mental awarness. Sean is such a K Fed. See tool, loser, homo, chod, slacker 2. The Douche Bag of all D..

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