Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Nirpy

1. It can either mean cheap, wrong, bad, unfair or grimey. Pronounced- Ner-pee Guy1-Hey i dont have any money can you pay for my drink? ..

Homocrack

1. An expression of unlikeliness or bullcrap Bob: I just got together with a playboy model!! Dave: Man, that is a bunch of homocrack! Se..

L.i.m.

1. Stands for lesbian incestual munging the acronym for two lesbians who are related to each other having incestful sex. Upon their death..

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