What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
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What the hell?
He loves to bend spoons, why doesn't he just shove it up his ass!
Telepathic bastard.
Uri (in dumbass foreign/eng..
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When a woman eats two lollypops, one red and one blue, gives a man a blowjob so his penis turns red and blue, and when he ejaculates the..
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When somones ass is just achin for some man meat or huge dildo. If someone has a hungry hole it means their asshole is hungry for sexual..