What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
Random Words:
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Only used once by Shakespeare in Othello and is guessed to mean inflated, or spat out and flyblown.
To such exsufflicate and blown surm..
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In America, when you want to tell a friend that someone looks cute without naming the person specifically.
"Oh wow, don't his..
