What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
Random Words:
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When you flick a woman or mans nipple so hard it turns red and may sometimes fall off.
'na na na na na na nipple swip'
&apos..
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to be disappointed
not to be confused with 'understood'
but for him- not you
understodd
See disappointed, understood, leop..