Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Nitze

1. a nerd/loser, who has no friends. dude your such a nitze, go get a life. See nerd, loser, weirdo, dick..

Bubble Pipe

1. another word for a bong. the kind with water in it. so named because when you pull it it makes bubbling sounds. otherwise known as tube..

Yearnt

1. Noun. A person who does nothing but hunt, fish, and work on the construction site. While he is working he is talking about fishing, hunt..

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