Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Irish Hug

1. To punch someone in the face "Tom's dinner was late, so he slapped her. She then gave him an Irish Hug. He has a black eye,..

You Got Vended

1. its a variation of the phrase you got served and is used in the same context. you got vended like a bag of peanuts!!!..

Nut Scraper

1. the act of scraper ones nutsack with your tongue ya cocksmokin nut scraper!..

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