Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Ob-gyn

1. A medical doctor who specializes in female plumbing, aka the reproductive system. From "obstetrician-gynecologist." I was an..

Yabbadabba

1. an expression of great fellings man that party was bumpin,like yabbadabba! See yabba, daba, yaba, wow, a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k..

Mpth

1. More Power to her (or him) "She's probably off having sex somewhere." "MPTH!" See sex, blowing, hotness, ann..

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