Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Zuzanna

1. From Σουσαννα (Sousanna), the Greek form of the Hebrew name שׁוֹשַׁנָּה (Shoshannah). This was derived from the Hebrew word שׁוֹשָׁן (sh..

Takcho

1. to have sex, deriving from attack choch. Damn a nigga aint get no play in a minute, i better takcho tonite whodday..

Zeuse

1. common misspelling of Zeus, Zeuse was a goo fairy from a popular Russian children's play dtd. 1967. (rough translation) peasants:..

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