Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Doulde

1. An alternative spelling of the word dude. Usually used in internet forums. Frequently used sarcastically Liek DOULDE!!1 ur soe kewl!!1 ..

Zhanger

1. Dirty talk; perverted person. Commonly associated with zhang. Yo thats dirty man, you just pulled a zhanger. 2. the rare breed of an ..

Gosu

1. Came from the Mandarin (Chinese) term "gao shou", which literally means "high hand". A gao shou is someone with a la..

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