Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Isheep

1. A person following the trend of technology by buying up every malfunctioning, piece of iCrap that gets put out by Apple. Person 1: &quo..

Taking The Skinboat To Tunatown

1. A male having sex with a random female, not to be used with people in a relationship. Obviously skinboat means penis and tunatown is th..

Ziped

1. When using winzip to compress files they become ziped which makes them smaller. misc.zip is a ziped file. 2. When using winrar to com..

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