Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Linolium

1. The lamer that never was. OMFG linolium sucks. See lamer, idiot, sucker, noob, wannabe 2. Leet floor that will own you all linolium..

Asleslem

1. Background below. A one word solution from the kiladian language for the term "I know you just didn't." This is often use..

Rbof

1. A fat party animal ("rolling ball of fun"). A: Who was that guy who hung around the dessert tray all night? He was hilarious...

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