What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
Random Words:
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A girl who "hunts" or seeks out mens nuts to gargle in her mouth!!
Mary McKay is a nut hunter and she must be stoped at all c..
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No sex without commitment. Good stuff isn't free- if you're giving something, you should be getting in return.
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