What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
Random Words:
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A hangover from too many Jagermeister shots or Jagerbombs.
Jei: "Man, you look rough! Did you go out last night?"
John: &quo..
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small multi-colour plastic egg containing a roll of 50 pieces of roach material
keeps said roach dry & safe.
" 10 benson, kin..
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The male version of a cameltoe. Usually found on older rotund gentlemen wearing a suit.
That guy in the business meeting was so big, hi..
