Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Voyuerism

1. When someone watches other people engage in sexual acts. As we laid ontop of eachother in the middle of the forest, we realized we were..

Ignious

1. another word for being stupidor ignorant did you hear about how ignious that guy is? god! your so ignious! See ignorant, dumb, stupid..

[sea Biscut]

1. when 2-4 people masturbate in-front of a cookie and the last one to produce sperm on the cookie has to eat the cookie dood do you want ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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