Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Nechayev

1. Alternative spelling of Nechaev. Nihilistic anarchist who was associated briefly with Bakunin. Either spelling is possibly correct bec..

Udnied

1. pronunciation: yoo-dee-nyed When the slangdefine editors decide not to publish your entry, for whatever reason. Bob: Dude, UD won&apos..

Tota

1. Short for total. Often connected to L-words for the full effect. TOTALanis Occaisionally an acronym for "tricked out truck antenn..

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