Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Uscm-cid

1. A person of many disguises, having appeared on several IRC channels and even large websites such as Penny-Arcade and PlanetDoom. He cur..

Emogoth

1. An attempt to combine the term Emo to the term Goth. Does it really exist? No. Someone calling himself "emogoth" would ..

Big Spin

1. When a skateboarder pop shuvits 360 and does a 180 body varial was that a fakie or nollie big spin See big spin, skateboard, tre flip,..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Microsoft Access Edit Meaning