Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Recollection

1. Teh process of thinking back to when times were either worse or better - all thoughts being memories. My recollection of that holiday w..

Lm3o

1. Laughing my balls off. 3 is a pair of sideways balls; a sack; a sackful, if you will. "Man, every time Steve speaks I LM3O. LM3O!&..

Zoofo

1. The piece of skin located between the top of a dogs bumhole and start of its tail. "Gee dad, the dog really split its 'zoofo&..

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