Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Epictaco

1. slang for good pussy Man I had an epictaco last night, that girl pwned me! Send text to your girl (honey, when I get home I want to ea..

Maggin

1. a substitute used for any verb and/or adverb. yo i magged my girl hard last night. that movie we saw last night, shits maggin wheneve..

P.h.a.t

1. pretty hot and tempting you are p.h.a.t See Courtney 2. pretty hot and tempting that girl is p.h.a.t See cj 3. :Physically Hype ..

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