What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
Random Words:
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The most disputed lyric in all the Good Times lyrics
Hangin' in a chow line, good times..
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A word used to describe an infant who has yet to be weaned.
If someone doesn't feed that tit feeder, it'll never stop crying!..