Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Quegg

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Zackly Disease

1. One that is ugly, displeasing in appearance. You have the zackly disease. Your face looks zackly like your butt. See zackly, disease, ..

Boxfish

1. A smelly Vagina. Often used by gansters and african americans. Yo! That bitch be such a boxfish! See Andrew..

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