Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Vergin

1. You spelled Virgin wrong, you dumbass. Hahaha you spelled virgin wrong you dumbass slut. 2. What Borat likes to call, a "pussy&q..

Derailed

1. When you fuck someone really hard. You fuck someone so hard it's like a train getting derailed off the tracks. "Greg derail..

Don't Make Me Take Off My Belt

1. 1. When a crazy old person(a grandparent, mostly grandfathers) says this they take their belts off and threaten to hit you with it. Beca..

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