What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
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to pile as many people on a couch as possible
Person A: How many people does it take to mexi-couch?
Person B: As many as you can fit o..
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when you have to poop after smoking a cigarette, cigar, or blunt.
That blunt has me felling Poopy Doopy.
Can i use your bathroom?
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