Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Yolk And Gabble

1. A type of Vaginal discharge. usually from as skank who'll bang just about anything.Someone who's drippin slop all ova the show..

Poco Toco

1. where a vagina has enlarged lips and clit that are dark in color man her snatch was so fat it looked like a poco toco See fat snatch..

Ipsa

1. ipsa is one stupid dude who cant learn one of all tactics in cs very stypid dude very.. cant play cs and he is the most sLOWLY people i..

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