Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Do Jobs

1. Another way of saying "Do Work". Taken from a exert of a season C.D of Rob and Big in which they try to find new words and one..

Quawkward

1. Something extremely awkward; Combination of "quite" and "awkward." Use of which usually makes a situation 10 times m..

Engrave

1. basically, to cut oneself. engraving is the same thing as cutting, it's just another word for it. one might use it instead of the w..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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