Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Fragger

1. Online gaming term, a killer, or to "frag", used in First-person shooters *Has just won a game* Man im a pro fragger! 2. S..

Quadnonce

1. Someone who is four times the average nonce. such as a super peadophile or more commonly called a "supeado". Used when showin..

Emoticontest

1. A contest between two MSN or other messaging-program users. They try to overcome Each other by showing the other the emoticons they ha..

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