Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Fartbox

1. The Human Exit Pipe Nice fartbox our kid.. U wanna tighten it up a bit though, too much treble, not enough bass 2. When a group of pe..

Hambuergestas

1. ahm-ber-gay-stas-interjection- War cry of marker wars. see, marker wars origin- hambuergesas is hamburgers in spanish, and this sounds..

5 Pointz

1. A building covered in graffiti in Queens, NYC Yo let's hit up that 5 pointz building! See graffiti, 5 points, queens, lic, nyc..

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