What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
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a sick, twisted, demented, insane, psychopathic, fucked up, nazi motherfucker. nicknamed the "angel of death". he is the basis..
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a man or woman who is extremly overweight and has red hair and freckles
steve: look at him he's like 500 pounds
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