Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Manhattan Jelly Roll

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W00w00

1. The world's largest non-profit security research group. To preserve the closeness of the group, it is an invite only group. A parti..

Arseitude

1. a clever and arsey attitude usually from a child ( my 10 year old ) stop with the arseitude See clever, obnoxious, cheeky, loud, contr..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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