Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Fng

1. Military term, 'Fucking New Guy' usually someone just out of training or just transfered into the unit/AO, who either hasn&apo..

Zoogmafoid

1. the language aliens from jupiter speak. The aliens from Jupiter are speaking zoogmafoid! See foreign, lazy, angry, weird, strange..

Quabbing

1. Groping in a group of four AKA Quadragroping Josh, Julia, Amy and Shelle were doing some serious quabbing at the party last night See..

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