Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Ihack

1. A hack used purely to unlock apple iphone/itouch/...such as ZiPhone. These hacks are slightly more complicated than for normal phones as..

Juice-gogged

1. full to bursting with juice - used of fruit or berries. 'a ripe plum... fit to bursting, straining juice-gogged at the seams.&apos..

022.9

1. Code for anthrax. There was a mail scare containing 022.9 See Lucifer..

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