What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
Random Words:
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The greatest expression on the internet, encompassing shock, dismay, anger, and "I don't give a fuck." Literally means:
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The Greatest fucking football player of all time. The greatest safety and 49er player present, past, and to come.
Ronnie Lott in thizzi..