Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Air Karl

1. when you semen and fart simultaniously bbbrrrnnnnttt!!!! splash! See beat off kid..

Zweifach

1. the funny fam. older brother (ben) with big lips. also a beast at baseball (and academics). younger sister (sarah) with a tiny body but ..

A Good Definition

1. 1. NOT about a person that you know but no one else cares about, even if you think they do. 2. NOT about you. 3. NOT about violent sex..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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