What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
Random Words:
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to chill. (ie refrigerate)
Did you zooba rooba those beers like I told you to, fuckwit?..
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Son of bitch in Georgian (the official language of Republic of Georgia)
His mom is a Georgian hooker so he's a bozis shvili by def..