Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Hazzat

1. A 1-2 minute stop-motion movie of good quality that was made in a short space of time. I've got some spare time... I think I'..

Baboinga

1. boobies that are so big, they bounce when you walk look at those baboingas!..

Nimble Nuts

1. Sarcastic statement indicating lack of confidence in one's motor skills. Your friend falls of a cliff: "Nice move nimble nut..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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