What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
Random Words:
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1. Oral sex involving a large amount of whipped cream.
Fancy a Mont Blanc?
See mont, blanc, oral, whipped cream, sex..
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something that is faster than a speeding bullet
guy1: whats faster than a speeding bullet?
guy2: i dont know, what?
guy1: a jew with ..
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Hairy muff and huge ankles.
Derived from the meaning 'bush pig' - had to many beers and she will do.
Ohh not another muffand..
