Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

E-bunk

1. A word that refers to the e-mail written in response to a forwarded e-mail that is false (hoax, urban legend). The e-bunk usually conta..

Obi Wan Baloney

1. Someone who speaks of something they know nothing about as if they were a Jedi Master. <Obi Wan Baloney> You should be careful wh..

W$t

1. A gang in the west coast known as the west side tuan Look at the w$t walking down the street. Watchu know 'bout the west side tua..

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