What is Microsoft Access?
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An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.
Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
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When a person is completely infatuated with the knob on the end of a cock.
Your mom wouldn't take my dick out of her mouth after s..
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aka "Z.D." A stinky film left on your johnson after having sex with a dirty slut. From the cheap, low-end discount department..
