Microsoft Access

What is Microsoft Access?

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"

Allsxy4u

1. What every man wants to recieve on his mobile from some hot totty. Hi handsome Im at the next table and allsxy4u See sex, mobile, flir..

Yumpters

1. and exaggerated form of yump. Ayee, are we about to head out? Yumpters! See yump, yes, yumpters, yumpity, fasho, fersure..

Masturbaking

1. Self pleasure through baking goods or cooking foods. I caught my brother Masturbaking this weekend, it was a real mess and he didn&apos..

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