What is Microsoft Code?
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The worst, buugiest, most indecipherable code you will ever come across. Upon encountering Microsoft Code, a programmer should run, not walk, in the opposite direction.
If it's written in Hungarian Notation, uses way too many pointers, and is incomprehensible, chances are you're dealing with Microsoft Code.
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Preferred by writers of top quality Spyware and Malware the world over.
The microsoft code used in Windows XP is a prime example of Spyware.
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Someone who's had sex in every orifice but the right ear.
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