Microsoft Glaze

What is Microsoft Glaze?

1.

A notional Microsoft product that is installed on wetware and produces that weird, hypnotic, glassy expression some sheeple get when they praise Microsoft products in the face of adversity.

I was ranting about how fgets made my code segfault on my Linux box when the secretary's Microsoft Glaze kicked in and she started praising Visual C++.
91

Random Words:

Rule 23
1. Never spill a Marine's coffee if you want to live. (Originated from S.A. Gibbs' incomplete, unwritten list of rules, per NCIS..
Read more
Analqueif
1. A horrific analstench or event which is so terrible that you wish you had died by having your eyes melt out from their respective socket..
Read more
Eedjit
1. Pronounced 'eeeeeeee-jit' Slang for idiot. (spread the word people!) Oh you are such an eedjit!..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free