Microsoft Moment

What is Microsoft Moment?

1.

Sudden freeze of all mental functions due to a simultaneous massive overload of sensory inputs (hotties, chocolate, sunsets, doofiswads) and internal stimulation (lust, chocorgasm, rage).

Synonyms are senior moment, brain cramp, brain freeze, brain fart

Guy 1: Dude, she was totally waving you in and you just stood there like a super doofiswad, wtf?

Guy 2: I know, dude. I was having a total microsoft moment.

Chick 1: Omigod, he gave you a can of salted nuts for Christmas? Wtf? I hope you kicked him in the nads.

Chick 2: Couldn't. Got lost in a microsoft moment. Probably gonna just punch in his face tomorrow, though.

Chick 1: Awesomeness.

See brain cramp, brain freeze, brain fart, apoplexy, immobile, freeze, frozen

2.

An overwhelming feeling of despair, rage, agony and/or defeat that is brought on by problems with Microsoft products.

The bastard cousin of a Kodak Moment.

A: "Dude, are you allright? You look terrible"

B: "Microsoft Moment..."

A: " Blue screen of death?"

B: "... and then some..."

See frustration, computer, blue screen, microsoft, kodak
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