What is Microsoft Personality?


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A personality prevalent amongst employees of The Microsoft Corporation. Typically people who have alienated themselves from their friends and family.

The only have meaningful personal relationships with various project managers over Outlook 2004.

"I'm not going to go to my own mother's funeral because she had such a Microsoft Personality."

"I only let him get to 2nd base with me because he was only a Orange Badge."

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