What is Microsoft Support Centre?
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The people who always tell you that "Restarting your computer" will always solve the problem.
And when they do have to go further than that, they just keep arguing with you about your own PC. I hate them.
Larry: Hi Microsoft, my PC has just been hacked and my hard drive has veen deleted and now my PC won't turn on.
MSC: This can be easily resolved. Restart your computer.
Larry: How, it won't turn back on?
MSC: Press the power button
Larry: YEAH, BUT IT DOESNT TURN ON AT ALL!
MSC: We will not argue with you sir. Call back when you are experiencing technical difficulties on a higher level.
Larry: I'm going to blow up Your support centre.
MSC: Is that a virus?
*Larry hangs up*
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