What is Microsoftie?
1.
It's what Bill Gates has when he gets out of bed in the morning!
See:
Small Penis
Bills Wife: God Bill thats a Microsoftie I see there!
Bill: I'm working on a program in C++ to increase the size.
2.
one who works for Microsoft
I thought James was going to take the job with Sony, but he chose to be a Microsoftie instead.
3.
M$ Fan boy, always states that M$ are the best and cant be beaten
Guy1: PS2 and GC SUCK! XBOX ROOLS!
Guy2: YA MUM!
4.
(n)1. One who relies soley on Microsoft products and services.
2. A microsoft user who has not downloaded relevant security patches, thus making them an easy target for viri and the like.
Laird is a microsoftie. He's gotten five viruses in hte last month because he ignores the security patches.
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5.
A person who is utterly for Microsoft and all it's "Greatness". I.e. refuses to use anything other than Windows, Office, Internet Explorer etc. Instead of the obvious alternatives such as Linux, Mozilla Firefox and Open Office.
Jeez dude, you're such a Microsoftie.
6.
*One who highly endorses Microsoft.
*One who works for Microsoft.
"I'd like to be a Microsoftie and work for millions of bucks a day. ^.^ "
-me
See Dave
7.
The state of a penis when it shrinks from its normal size. The opposite of wood .
Just thinking about that ball buster gave me a microsoftie
See Grain
Jeez dude, you're such a Microsoftie.
"I'd like to be a Microsoftie and work for millions of bucks a day. ^.^ "
-me
Just thinking about that
