What is Microsoftize?
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A global or transnational corporation that desires/attempts to monopolize the global market, outsource valuable jobs to economically lesser developed regions/countries, and obliterate competitors within the same business sector. The prefix "micro-" is misleading, as Microsoft is not by any means a small corporation.
Microsoft Corporation has often attempted to Microsoftize the global market through their computer services, especially in the United States. As a result, several antitrust lawsuits have been filed against the multi-billion dollar corporation.
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To have an uncontrollable fit of laughter, usually making you appear retarded in front of other people.
Jamal: AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..
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Being able to jock someone.
Yo, he gooowwn <fishzzznet> her so yall betta wash her bootay..
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Doing something really gumpy, clumsy, awkward and/or retarded, therefore making you an annoying twat.
"Nathan was nathanized when ..
