Microswift Edit Meaning

1. a cardigan that makes you look like a retard. especially if you are a guy oh my goodness look at that guy hes wearing a retardigan See..

1. Disfunctional or out of proportion; all messed up. Brah that shits so jalapatated. See disfunctional, messed up, jacked up, not good, ..

1. when jenny is asleep you cum in her ear and wait for it to dry so when she wakes up she has a dry willy. jennys asleep... lets give her..