Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Lmpo

1. Laughing my pants off I saw Tommas at the beach in a speedo. lmpo See lmao, lol, lmfao, funny, jackass 2. Laughing My Penis Off Tha..

Noose Willis

1. What Bruce Willis would be if he was a rope. "THE LAST BOYSCOUT badge was earned by learning to properly tie a Noose Willis."..

Zune Tune

1. A song that is heard three times and then disappears forever. After Zune, a music player pwned by consumer-antagonistic DRM, that allows..

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