Microtard

What is Microtard?


1.

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog


12

Random Words:

1. The Arabic equivalent of "nigger." Not to be confused with "'Abd", which means slave. Plural form is "z..
1. the salty German is when you take your own or another persons cum and give someone a Hitler mustache with it. If you pass out with your..
1. A release of gas from one's colon that creates a high pitched noise as it vibrates the gluteus maximus muscles and fat surrounding ..