Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

U-ie

1. A u-turn when driving, pronounced "U E" Ah we missed it, bust a u-ie! See u-turn, youie 2. The act of making a quick U-Tur..

Cocktard Slave

1. This person is a flamming homosexual who loves the cock, they are mildly retarded, and they are cock slaves for their cock master Fredr..

Dookie Toof

1. A discolored tooth That mack must smoke like a chimley or drink a pot of coffee a day cause homie got a big ole dookie toof...

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