Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

Snap Crackle Pot

1. 1. shwag 2. dry ass pot that snaps and crackles when you burn it 1. Living in a Mexican border town, one sees a lot of snap crackle po..

Kavi

1. a poet, a singer, poetry in the hindi language the kavi licks my ass See master..

Yalking

1. Having someone talk your ear off about absolutely nothing. BRB, my mother is yalking to me on the phone. See talk, talking, yak, yakk..

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