What is Microtard?
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Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.
After Vista took a huge
dump on the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.
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The act of freezing a used tampon in anticipation for penetral use.
I tottally used an icey barbara on your mom last night
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Someone who is significantly older than those he or she associates with.
You’re 45 and you still hang out in the ball pit at Discovery ..
