Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

Twaaa

1. An expression used to denote feelings of fustration/annoyance/and ultimately acceptance. (Whilst stuck in a queue) Twaaa! (Having stub..

Pussy Glue

1. Cum, spunk, jizz MOCO unleashed so much pussy glue that Lisa's labia were stuck together for 5 hours! See pussy, twat, clue, stuc..

W.p.s.

1. "White People Shit" Something usually done by the Caucasian race that generally displays lack of common sense. Craig: "M..

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