Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Zx2

1. A quick, little Ford sports coupe. "My ZX2 can decimate just about any shitty Civic you throw at it." 2. a 12,000 car that ..

Zo-gasm

1. The exploding feeling you get when you see something so cute and cuddly. Holy shit! Look at how cute that kitten is. I think I might ha..

As True As It Is False

1. Used in a dismissive way when you're out of things to say in a discussion and/or are bored with the topic. In actuality it means n..

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