What is Microtard?
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Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.
After Vista took a huge
dump on the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.
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When act of finding someone so physically attractive that you overlook serious flaws in their personality.
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when you blend together sperm, vanilla ice cream ice and food coloring that makes a rainbow
that was a great San francisco milkshake ..
