Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Compacted

1. When receiving anal sex your faeces gets compacted. I took it up the Khyber last night and man I’m compacted. See anal sex, fudge pa..

Epps

1. The best last name any person can have. Not very common. People with this last name are fun to be around. Famous name. You know Mike Ep..

The Old Stink Wink

1. The act of farting in a person's general direction. This act is usually precipitated by an offensive act performed by its victim A..

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