Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

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S'phit

1. A guy thats so fit. Omg Josh hartnett is s'phit See fit, josh, sexy, hot, fine, da bomb..

Ramtar

1. 1. Awesome 2. Shit 3. Creepy-ass object or person 4. A sign of arousal 5. Something said by a person while they are losing their min..

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