Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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1. a better and more attractive way of saying: "haha word" "oobigashlamigadoontolimbangandimatoolashcoolowcuntoechilkunticu..

Richunkle

1. When you burp, but end up puking a little in your mouth. "Oh, man... I'm stuffed... *burp*... EWW, I just richunkled in my mo..

Xobx

1. Obviously, the correct spelling of this word is Xbox, but this is how |33t kiddies spell it. Clearly the misspelling makes them superior..

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