Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

Up-tight

1. Someone who has a very serious demeanor. Billy's father needs to relax and enjoy life because he seems too up-tight. See anxious,..

Zkst

1. An acronym made at Dongbu Feng chat. Nobody knows what it means. Jolya: "WHAT DOES ZKST EVEN MEAN??!" Cubie/Cat/Dylan: "..

X~man

1. a guy that is from the bronx Oh dat nigga is a x~man See CT..

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