Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

Empty For A Week

1. phrase: Situation where a man has an unusually intense orgasm, with an unusually large discharge of semen. Man: Oh! Oh! OhhhhhOhhhhhOh..

Fecker

1. A nice way of saying fucker mostly used by irish people. From the word feck made famous by Father Ted Vishti is a fecker,That fecking ..

I'll Be Barned

1. The expressions one uses to express their obsession with actor Ben Barnes (Prince Caspian, Dorian Gray). Mostly used by every normal gir..

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