Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

Tribone

1. to have three penises inserted in you at the same time I was triboned by three black men in jail cell while a midget pissed on my face ..

1. Who, What, Where, When and Why. Similar to asking the "411" or detailed information about an event. "Dude, gimme the W5..

Vertical Bacon Sandwhich

1. another term for a vagina. Most popular in British slang "Dude, I completey devoured her vertical bacon sandwhich the other night&..

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