Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

Raw Balls

1. 1.The point in which the skin of your testicles becomes raw and causes pain due to excessive rubbing or not wearing underwear with jeans..

Que Lo Pario

1. Slang for saying "what the fuck". It literary means "who gave birth to it". Very popular among porteño spanish speak..

Elf Fucker

1. A santa claus who fucks his elfs, or just a man who dresses like santa claus and fucks elfs. Or just a man who fucks elfs. See Bad Santa..

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