Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

W.o.b

1. Acronym. Wank over bog. 'ahhhh, fetch us a kit-kat will ya Gavin, i'm starving' 'sorry pet, i'm off for a wob..

Forted

1. fort + moted. When someone builds a fort, usually out of couch pillows, to block access from another person. Person B was not just moted..

Nastifugly

1. A combination of nasty (butterface type), Fugly (fucking + ugly, meaning not easy on the eyes at all). So by combining these two terms, ..

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