Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

Zawsexbunimo

1. The act of sex between a sheep and a horse. Wow, did you see that zawsexbunimo show last night? See sheep, horse, sex, doctor, scotlan..

Jizzely

1. when a girl puts her mans cum in the refridge and saves it for a later snack "who put the jizzely in my refridge?"..

Queenie

1. Slang mostly used in Canada for 20 dollar bills because of the Queen of England or Canada is on the back of the banknote. When a king i..

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