Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Henrique

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Quaqua

1. an elf that likes to dance dirty with big people in the moonlight. "hey! do you see that quaqua dancing in the moonlight with that..

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