What is Microtard?
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Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.
After Vista took a huge
dump on the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.
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tub butter, as in a fat blonde. tub means fat and butter refers to her blonde hair
look at the gut on tub butter.
See butter, caramel,..
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Someone who constantly reminds, complains, and/or whines that your current status message does not reflect your current circumstances or..
