Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

Lean Mince

1. a term used to describe someone who you suspect is a homosexual Lean Mince = "hahaha, look at that guy. his mince is so lean"..

Vidal

1. To have a strange and conspicuous hair style. Whoa! Check out the hot vidal on that dude over there! (*golf clapping*) Very good, sir! ..

Quelle Joie!

1. direct English translation from French = what joy! When I found the best French restaurant in Lexington, I said, quelle joie! See happ..

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