Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

Drip Dry

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Joshuella

1. A name usually used as a female reference to the male name "Josh, of Joshua" All the other people in my group were girls. So ..

Fetish Alert

1. The discovery of another's fetish person 1: i just love pencils person 2: fetish alert! See fetish, alert, alarm, sex, kinky..

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