Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

Hormone Kick

1. When you really want to make out, ect. Usually involves butterflies and other things of that nature. When Harry met Sally, he got a hug..

M&mism

1. The study of forcefully hitting others with said M&M. My mom tried to make me jewish but i said i wanted to be an M&Mist by pra..

Prada Bag

1. A male transvestite or pre-op transgender's scrotum. Of course it was a tranny, didn't you see her prada bag? See scrotum, b..

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