Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Zild

1. N. Used in place of pornography; often when speaking covertly about an explicit subject. Adj. Describing the state of being one is in w..

Mawther Fawkers

1. BIG GODDAMN MOTHS WITH HAIR THAT BOMB AT YOUR DOME WHILE TRYING TO DRINK YO BEEYA IN VEGAS AT THE CIRCLE BAR!! OH EM G! I WAS JUST TRYI..

Lobs

1. delicious tins of any sort of chewing tobacco. i enjoy some lobs every now and then. i dabble on lobs often. lobs are the best stuff ..

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