Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Oon Chuh

1. the music that plays when someone says "Gaara of the Funk" on the Naruto Abridged Series "Gaara of the Funk!" Narut..

Noetzel

1. A modern day badass sex machine girls only: "Let's go fuck that Noetzel!" See sex, james, badass, hot, awesome, big nut..

W.a.f.u.

1. this is an exclusive brand of clothing that wiggers (white guys who wanna be black) wear while chillin in their own respective hoods. W..

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