Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

Cut The Grass

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Lume

1. A Lume is whatever you want it to be. "Christ sake Michal, you are such a Lume!" See special, secret, mystery, unknown, unan..

Yaiza

1. An incredibly small midget-like person who is frequently loud and obnoxious That person is yaiza i just want to strangle them...or make..

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