Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

Throw The Book At

1. To give someone the maximum sentence for a crime or penalize very harshly. Marty really got screwed over that jaywalking charge when th..

Vaguey

1. Tramp. Abbreviation of vagrant. Popularised at St Margarets High School, circa 1988. Can be suffixed with tramp to emphasise the dept..

Myst

1. The game series created by Rand and Robyn Miller and their small company Cyan (now Cyanworlds) in 1993. Myst is a graphical, point and c..

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