Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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E Dick

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Zoogled

1. Zoogled is when you are/were very high, drunk, or stoned. "Dude, I was zoogled off that moonshine last night" See fucked, dr..

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