What is Microtard?
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Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.
After Vista took a huge
dump on the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.
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Random Words:
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When you feel your body creating a firm turd.
with your hand on your stomach,"wow, I baking a potato."
See turd, shit, crap,..
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Usually coupled with "ooorill", this saying really lets the other person know that you could not give a shit less.
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