What is Microtard?
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Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.
After Vista took a huge
dump on the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.
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a sexual position where a man places his penis between a woman's breasts and thrusts it up and down in order to reach an orgasm.
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To take a monster dump
Time to rock the bathroom, tape the simpsons, this is gonna take awhile...
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