Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

Gnar Flip

1. a super hard core flip used while moshing. like a cartweel without hands. man that gnar flip was nasty See ariel, mosh, hard core, met..

Mone

1. 1.The act of getting stoned. 2.The bud itself "Let's mone" "Yo man, that was some good fuckin' mone." ..

Loralee

1. The coolest chick in the whole fucking world Loralee is the coolest girl in the whole fucking world. See Not telling..

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