What is Microtard?
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Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.
After Vista took a huge
dump on the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.
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An internet connection that is being lame.
"Wat a lamternet!"
"Oh my god! this connection is lameternet!"
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When a female posesses a buttock that invokes feelings which transcend natural arousal and segue into an unusual sort of hunger.
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