Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Caligirl

1. of or pertaining to a girl who lives in california. Generally tan, pretty, and a surfer, sometimes just a beachbunnie. Generally conside..

O_o

1. Confused, stunned, or weirded out. o_O what do you mean? o_O what is that?! o_O Whoa wtf 2. These are faces used in chatrooms, emai..

39th Base

1. When you get a girl to ride your dick in a movie theatre while your mom is down 2 to 5 rows, any more or less is just crazy, it also is ..

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