Microtard

What is Microtard?


1.

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog


12

Random Words:

1. for use when relaying information that is part Guess part Assumption. Well mike, I would have to make a guessumption, it will take appr..
1. comenly known as a palmeranian, a Pumerine is a mis spelled version of that word "what in gods name is a Pumerine" See pumer..
1. Zender Bending is a sexual position where you bend the zend bend over the zend. Then you drink the excretions and then perform anal then..