Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

Lawlwarz

1. -Laughing at weiners length with a random z. Girl #1: OMG, YOU SAW IS PENIS TOO? Girl #2: LAWLWARZ. YES!!)*@()!*# See internet, lawlz..

Kiwi Slice

1. An individual that is kiwi loved by someone. Loves the drink passionate kiwi. Yo, kiwi slice! I kiwi love you!! See kiwi love, passion..

Shjon

1. (Pronounced Shuh-Jon) An extremely short deprived child with a 2 inch penis and brown hair. Ew. I can not beleive Ashley would date suc..

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