Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Beersex

1. Enjoying a cold beer while having sexat the same time. The ultimate stress relief known to mankind. "Maaan, I need a goood shot of..

Pooofin

1. FOREPLAY. The art of placing your tongue in a female's ass and stimulating it for penetration and licking inside and around the an..

Gray Baby

1. Gray baby syndrome (also termed Gray or Grey syndrome) is a non-rare but serious side effect of white women having unprotected sex with ..

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