Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Repeat Text Offender

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Sour Wimp

1. Someone unable to eat sour sweets, without being a little bitch, and wincing. "OMFG eat those cola bottles your sour wimp pussy&qu..

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