Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Jeebz

1. a girl with a nice body, but an ugly face (like butterhead/butterface). Originated from the movies "Men in Black" and "Me..

Tomexican

1. Leader of a spanish/mexican gang named Tomas/Tomito Did you see that tomexican guy at that rock concert ? he slayed so many emos. See..

Ass Fuck

1. Ass Fucking is a favorite of dirty sluts. A true whore often prefers being fucked in the ass over having a cock in her little wet pu..

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