Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

Lovecat

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Zeene

1. 1) abbr. Common slang for red-eye relief drops Visine. Commonly used by stoners after smoking marijuana. Useful before before dealing wi..

Lean With It, Rock With It

1. 1. A dance largely only associated with snap music. It consists of leaning to one side and snapping at the snap in the beat, then leani..

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