Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Panah

1. A GOOD FRIEND, SOMEONE U CAN COUNT ON, USUALLY USED IN HISPANIC CULTURE. ORIGINALLY FROM PUERTO RICO. I WAS GOING TO GET JUMPED WHEN MY..

Shylene

1. Breath-taking. One who is perfect and has a strange love of angry midgets. Beautiful and loving except for constant urge to stab random ..

Guttersnipes

1. An awesome shop in Brighton that sells good clothes "Hey have you been to guttersnipes" "No why" "'Cos ..

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