What is Microtard?
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Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.
After Vista took a huge
dump on the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.
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Random Words:
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The act of punching ones cervix.
Hey baby do you want a sheffield slammer?
See sex, cervix, punching, bullwinkle..
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A somewhat obnoxious way to refer to a youngwoman; if she were a "young girl" then she wouldn't be much older than seven ..
