What is Microtard?
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Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.
After Vista took a huge
dump on the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.
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a shy guy that is undeniably HOTT.
My boyfriend's a panda bear.
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Panda Bear is the moniker of Noah Lennox, a foun..
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A person who likes humping very hairy people/creatures.
Did you see her on pay per view with Big Foot? She's such a llama humper...
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The state of not being desolate.
The guy on vicodin was in a perpetual state of undesolateness.
The TS server was totally undesolate (..
