Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

Buttinoed

1. To be penetrated anally (particularly males) with a baked dough phallus. Buttinos are usually found in the wild at lengths of 12-18 inch..

Deep Yogurt

1. To be in a troublesome situation that is thick with complications and difficult to get out of, hence the yogurt reference. Can refer to ..

Ziffle

1. Ziffle (n.) – a pimple appearing on the buttock “Man, that chick Catherine has a whole garden of ziffles on her ass.” See pimples, zit..

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