Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

Swapass

1. A wet sensation in your underpants from sweaty buttocks. That fart gave me swapass! See swap, ass, swapass, fart, wet, assweat..

Poo-putt

1. no good or unworthy, lacking she aint nuthin' but a poo-putt ho See ho, no, good, bad, lacking..

J-wu

1. n. A snitch. v. To snitch on someone. He had to j-wu on daniel in order to kiss up to the teacher. See jordan, wu, snitch, vipon, leg..

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