Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Mattafack

1. "As a matter of fact" - used by many Americans when they are speaking in a hurry. "I was down da gubmint ofice, mattafac..

Slutbanger

1. any being enganging in sexual activity with a slut. damn b! she nasty! you's a slutbanger!..

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1. A smiley derived from anime. Use to define exhaustion, or age. Uhh... I'm tired. =_= 2. An annoyed face often used in chat. Simi..

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