Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Fade'in

1. 1. Meaning to become less attatched. 2. To slowly go away without meaning to do so. 3. In a since to disappear without anyone noticin..

Uber Cute Couple

1. an extremely, almost sickly cute couple that everyone looks at and says 'awww, aren't they sweet!' and then almost vomits..

Hydrolate

1. The act of getting into a cold swimming pool one body segment at a time. Meg thought the water was too cold so she had to hydrolate to ..

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