Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

Kick Yard

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Z-dob

1. gross, nasty, disgusting ...that man with the long beard and greasy hair is so z-dob...my nephew thinks brussel sprouts are z-dob.. Se..

Crunkaport

1. 1) The act of getting from one place to another and not knowing how you you got there due to being drunk and/or stoned out of you mind ..

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