What is Microtard?
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Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.
After Vista took a huge
dump on the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.
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Random Words:
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Breast that are not round and try to eat the bubbles after someone farts.
look at Keller's meat flabs.
They are so big.
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The act of screwing around doing multiple non-productive activities.
That dimbulbian spends more time multi loafing than multi-tasking...