Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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W800i

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Zsod

1. Zune Screen of Death. The Zune startup screen that millions of Zunes were stuck on due to the fact that Microsoft forgot to allow for le..

Luffed

1. Meaning Loved. Or luved, or lurved. Ashley: Aww, I luff you. Nick: I luff you too. See Ashley..

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