Microtard

What is Microtard?


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Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog


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