What is Microtard?
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Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.
After Vista took a huge
dump on the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.
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1. A condition of the skin to where it sweats blood.
-Jesus was believed to have hematidrosis
2. A really kick ass houston band.
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when you text your girlfriend dirty messages
my boyfriend just sent me another pussy text!
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