Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

Vulvo

1. A solidly-built pussy which is unlikely to set your heirbags off, but could nevertheless withstand an offset frontal impact at 40mph and..

>3<

1. a squishy-face emoticon used when something is excessively cute and/or adorable. Person 1: I bought a new kitten today! Person 2: >..

Nooblar

1. The lord of all noobs. Nooblar is the biggest insult in the computer gaming world. One who is a nooblar should be avoided at all cost. ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Microtard Edit Meaning