Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Atm Card

1. This saying first used by the rapper Mac Dre describes a person who uses their money or possessions to obtain sex, affection or companio..

Blivey

1. Ten pounds of shit in a five-pound bag. The salesman was so rude and obnoxious that I would have hit him with a blivey if I'd had ..

Veggi

1. This prety much just means "Vegetarian" it could also be used as vegetable though. Hi my name is Charlie and I am a Veggi :) ..

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