Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Contreas

1. a mung eatting bastard conrad cotreas eats mung 2. 1. physco bitch 2. see SLUT class Ms. Contreas couldn't be here today, she ..

Sugato

1. A man who would rather satisfy wires than desires. 1. Last nighti was being slutty with the cable guy but he turned out to be a sugato ..

Sweedish Oven

1. when a man and a women performes intercourse and the man farts and violently shoves the womens head down and makes her smell the potent ..

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