What is Microtard?
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Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.
After Vista took a huge
dump on the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.
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The doctrine that pursuing sexual pleasure is the goal of life.
He was Eunoterpsia (YOO-noh-TURP-see-uh) because he lived everyday as i..