Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

Fish-lip

1. noun.- To pout one's lips in a fish-like position when smoking a j, cigar or even a cigarrette, thus getting saliva all over the bu..

Faggination

1. Doing something dopey or stupid. A second meaning could be an act of homosexuality. It is used in a sarcastic manner. Nick: wtf was he ..

Zednicked

1. Any cut on your neck, named after richard zednik panthers player who got hit in the neck by a skate. I zednicked myself shaving this mo..

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