Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Jackoed

1. When something is fucked beyond repair. K8140 is jackoed. See fucked, broken, busted, shagged, unsafe..

Hung-jury

1. A group of citizens serving on a jury who are well endowed A.K.A have big cocks the hung-jury could not come up with a verdict even af..

Low Level Bombing

1. another phrase for taking a huge dump. if i dont do a little low level bombing here soon i think that my asshole is going to explode. ..

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