Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Zymo

1. Generic word for Seattle biotech company Zymo Genetics Inc. I work for Zymo, Zymo is a great company to work for..

Qlc

1. Short for "Que La Chinga". In Spanish, "Que" = What, "La" = The, and "Chinga" = Fuck. QLC is lik..

W.a.p.

1. Wet Ass Pussy, Juicy Pussy, Aquafina, Good Snapper. Guy 1:What happened wit the lil deal u had da other night? Guy 2:Oh u know i fucke..

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