Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Verm

1. the only teacher that gets paid to do nothing; archrival of crump Verm: Group! go to file, open... Me: does anyone listen to him anywa..

Head Shop

1. A store that sells smoking implements and accessories for marijuana I justed picked up a fine bong from the head shop in West Ed. Shal..

Spooning

1. A form of affection between a couple. Where the man lays front to back with the girl. They fit together like spoons. Kevin and Michelle..

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