What is Microtard?
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Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.
After Vista took a huge
dump on the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.
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having sex with another person
Dat bitch was gettin her freak on behind my back
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An invitation to dance.
Used by many artists such..
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Blowing your visibly-steaming load outside in the winter-time, like when you get your cock sucked on a ski-lift.
Something that everyon..
