Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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O Canada

1. The Canadian National Anthem O Canada, our home and native land... 2. The only part of the Canadian anthem anybody seems to know. &q..

1. A zip job. The abbreviation is made famous by Broken Lizard's "Beerfest." A zip job is essentially the act of getting a h..

Throw Ropes

1. To ejaculate on someone, typically after receiving fellatio. Can also be used in conjunction with a body part, i.e. the face. Yo, that..

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