Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Curious Bird

1. where you poo into someones mouth then while the poo is in your mouth you spit the poo back into the persons butthole "cindy pooed..

Zwirtz

1. Zits on the buttoxwhich were recently popped by sitting down. "Dude look at the way Jim is squirming in his chair- he totally has ..

Jimjams

1. Performance anxiety or stage fright "So I just stopped and told the audience what was happening, adjusted the peg and started agai..

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