Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Yaggie

1. something extraordinarily funny causing one to laugh uncontrollably. "Why did the Chicken cross the road" To get to the othe..

Jonny 4 Fingers

1. Crazy ass Italian who cuts bitches fingers off when they dont pay for cocaine! Pay your debt or Jonny 4 Fingers will cut your finger of..

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