Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

Red Apple

1. The made up cigarette brand in Tarantino's movies. Four Rooms, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill: Volume 1 and in Deathproof. (Deathproof) ..

Ysaos

1. You Suck Alot Of Sausage. "Hey BRO!" person 1. "YSAOS...." person 2. "WHAT!?!" person 1. See sausage, ..

Ripping Balls

1. Moving at a high rate of speed; hauling ass. I was ripping balls in my new 335i. See hauling ass, speeding..

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