What is Microtard?
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Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.
After Vista took a huge
dump on the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.
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the act of using a frozen mud rod as a dildo or masturbating device.
I couldn't get it up last night so she had to use the frozen ..
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evry white guy that works outside with his shirt off becomes one ,unless he tans in the nude when not at work. (can also be a sub race)
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