Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Cuntlips

1. Someone who has lips that are similar to vaginal lips Shannon has cuntlips See Mark..

99p Shop

1. When you're too pikey even for Lidl. See also: Farmfoods. Yeah I got this brilliant turd-in-a-bun for only 99p!..

Iban

1. Largest Native Tribe on the Malaysian side of Borneo. Known for headhunting and tattoos. Today tattoos are still common but headhunting ..

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