Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Qwerk

1. (ka.werk) to be realy high, stoned, blown, etc. that blunt of kind bud got me qwerked!! See high, stoned, blazed, crisp, blown, sober..

Zoom-zoom Sized

1. A penis under four inches in length during erection. Refers to the child in the Mazda zoom-zoom commercials. I cannot give you a proper..

Beach Ball Bottom

1. A large, bouncy buttox that is somewhat like a beach ball. Started with Courtney, who posesses the original beach ball bottom. "Ca..

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