Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

Got Mullet?

1. A natural phrase following the unveiling of a classic 80's style mullet. In order to be a mullet, one must have reasonably short ha..

Akata

1. 1. an African American K: Who is that? Kiki: That's the Akata boy I was telling u about 2. Contrary to popular opinion among no..

Fobmaster

1. a. a fob in a position of authority b. a fob who is significantly fobbier than other fobs, therefore has been promoted to a master of f..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Microtard Edit Meaning