Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

W00tation

1. the action of throwing a bottle cap at a fish and then it immediately exploding and killing everybody in a 20 foot radius "that w0..

Equeef

1. The dreaded eQueef, or Electronic Queef, describes a situation in which a skanky fat chick emails and My Space messages you about how we..

Winnots

1. A little piece of poo that gets cought in the eye of a mans penis from having bum sex.(can get painful if left untreated.) You wont hav..

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