Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

Hoose

1. Sexual relief. The origins of this term are rooted in a 90's British TV advert for Rowntrees fruit pastilles. Herein, a crazed Sc..

Publik

1. Totally rad group of guys who are willing to do it all for the sake of rad stunts. "The Publik Familia is so awesome, like that ti..

Venereal Disease/ Single Awareness Day

1. The true meaning of Valentines day. A day to hand out VD, and a depressing day for singles who want laid. Happy Venereal Disease/ Singl..

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