Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Tamry

1. a bruise-rash combo on your johnson caused by slaming your penis in a rusty door hinge Damn, that bitch shut the door and his junk was ..

Contadine

1. is a word that isn't as raunchy as it sounds. It means an Italian peasant girl, but will probably never again come up in civilized ..

Zitface

1. A term for someone who has many zits or pimples on their face. Use some soap, zitface!..

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