What is Microtard?
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Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.
After Vista took a huge
dump on the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.
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to have sex reaaly hard. Bang the hell out of her.
Last night I was runnin' those joints
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Pissed off. Derived from the Team Fortress 2 unlockable Jarate (a throwable urine containing jar).
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