Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Footbaby

1. Footbaby is a baby that came out of a foot. It's an insult used by rapper such as Pdiddy and even Kobe Bryant amongst their group ..

Ihole

1. Someone who deliberately ignores you by keeping his or her iPod earbuds in when talking to them. Bitch, quit being an iHole and listen ..

Ikea Miser

1. Any person who is too greedy to pay delivery charges for their junk bought at Ikea. A person who would rather spend 2 hours in store buy..

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