Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Vagenvy

1. being jealous of a girl having a vajayjay while you have a penis. "Dude, it's too bad guys don't have vajayjays" &..

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