Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Zonif

1. Zonif, As in terms of a bestfriend. You wish you had my zonif, dont you?! See bestie, bestfriend, friend, friends, sister..

20,000 Leagues Under The Sea

1. I do believe it is 20,000 fathoms under the sea. Jules Verne may have perdicted nuclear technology, but he knew nothing about nuatical ..

Thanka

1. means the same thing as "Thank you", only abbreviated (has an appealing sound to the ear) Waiter: "Would you like more t..

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