Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Zervaso

1. when MR. ZERVAS cock slaps u mr zervas whipped out his dick n gave guillermo a ZERVASO right across da face =0 See zervaso, cock, slap..

Velcro-berry

1. When wiping and you tear loose a dingleberryand it sounds like a velcro wallet from the 80's opening. "Damn, that velcro-berr..

Pussmon

1. Is someone who, regardless there age or background, always fights your word, gets scared easy, and just generally a pussy see pussy, vig..

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