Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Lolsie Pops

1. gay ass way to express laughing out loud through text that was funny lolsie pops LOLLER BLADING! See lol, lolsie pops, gay, laugh, ou..

Fripples

1. Erect nipples, caused by contact with cold substances or air. I took my girlfriend snowboarding and I could see her fripples poking thr..

Jewoven

1. douchebag a total sack of shit lambgoat poster of same name,jewoven See asshole, crackhead, fat kid, juggalo, fuckbrain, schopenhauer ..

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