Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

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Chatchky

1. One who continuously is a complete dipshit in brains, looks, style, ie all aspects of their life. They may also be referred to as a cha..

Intarded

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