Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Zappala

1. big harry monkey with a big ass penis and smoes all the crack in the world, once fucked 12 girls and 3 guys at the same time Look at Za..

O.l.a.g

1. Office ladys at giaser, they are ANNOYING mean ppl when ur in trouble, and mean when ur not! i hate them..

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