Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

Ownd

1. 1. The less fagtastic way of saying 0wn3d. 2. Beaten to an embarassing degree of humiliation. 3. Proven to be a complete 'tard. ..

Kiln

1. an embarassing situation, person of thing. down to the fact that, if placed in a kiln, ones face will be come red kiln. joe is a kiln...

Omg Stfu

1. "Oh my God. Shut the fuck up" screen name 1: i was on tv! screen name 2: omg stfu! See renae..

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