Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Yecch

1. blah...physically ill I've had a terrible day, and now i feel yecch See yuck, blah, yucky, soso, okay 2. Physically/Mentally il..

Phillips Sunday Drive

1. A leisurly weekend day spent with the men you love. Often engaging in homosexual acts with multiple male partners for the entire day. Th..

Dtfil

1. down to fall in love. not so much like the obvious dtf hookup lingo, but more of a boyfriend/girlfriend looking stance. could be largely..

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