Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

Cuar

1. noun-options or choices. Usually in a negative connotation I went to best buy to buy a hard drive and there was so much cuar I didn&ap..

Emo-goth

1. Seeing as I myself believe that I am one and am told I am one then perhaps I may be able to define the term more appropriately. Emo Go..

Zeppelining

1. To completely BS a scanner test, usually making pictures or spelling out words with the filled in bubbles. 1. "Dude, you know that..

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