Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

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Dc Special

1. Lexicon for Diet Coke. Term originates in Northern Delaware taverns. "Let me get a Jack and DC special" See drinks, delawar..

Zeubus

1. A Nickname; Combination of Jesus and "Bud"! Jesus or Hey Zeus!, A Nickname; Combination of Jesus and "Bud"! I don&a..

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