Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Mush Cunt

1. A female whos vagina has been fucked so many times, that her vagina flaps have literally turned to what looks like a jar of mushy peas. ..

Gettin' Vertical

1. 1.The sexual position when the male is on top with the females legs pinned on the bed by her head. The male then proceeds to "pound..

Queebee

1. A blood fanny fart, not dissimilar to a queef, but with a bit more claret. I thought I'd been shot in the cock, but it was just a ..

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