Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

Vorld

1. Svedish vord for Vorld, as pronounced, or in English, world. Velcome to my vorld. The Vorld of Varcraft. See world, whirled, wold, ea..

Ladat

1. Slang for "like that". Used primarily in hawaiian pidjin english to refer to or compare actions, objects, or people. Dis brud..

Zactly's Breath

1. When your breath smells exactly like your ass. Person A: Dude, you've got zactly's breath! Person B: What's zactly&apos..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Microtard Edit Meaning