Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

Eyes Of Doom

1. derived from teabagging... a victim has a guy's testicles placed on his eyes. "yeah we gave james the eyes of doom the other ..

Greged

1. To injure your balls through playing a game. Normaly results in mass pain, side effect of rolling around on the floor in the future, whi..

Omfgog

1. Oh My Fucking God of Gaps an expression used to both show shock towards something an also towards the fact that God is used by theists ..

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