Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

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Nixxon

1. An absolute dirteh sl4g who wont unblock a certain person on MSN Nixxon is a slag See Arty 2. a dirt3h man that goes on IRC to haunt..

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1. means hugging or wanting to be together 16728*****:i need a hug hotgirl******:(>'-')><('-'<) See hug,..

Lightaxl

1. A term used, when somebody totally got powned. often followed by ~ed. OMG, did you just see Nick get Lightaxl'ed? hell yeah, by ..

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