Microtard

What is Microtard?

Someone retarded enough to buy, use, and be convinced of the superiority of Microsoft operating systems, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

After Vista took a huge dumpon the computer industry, even your hard core, life-long "microtard" can be seen out at the mall buying a Mac.

See paultard, retard, blog

Jump Her Bones

1. Grind her hard, Have sex. Katy wanted to jump Donna's bones. All she wanted to do was jump her bones. See sex, grind, jump, bump..

Razzous

1. A Club in Yonkers NY. Sickest vibe in Westchester County. Are you goin to razzous tonight? See Pete 2. where the guidos come to play..

Asada

1. Adj: Spanish word referring to something that has feline or cat-like qualities. Often used in cooking. "This carne asada burrito i..

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