Microwarehouse

What is Microwarehouse?


1.

a job environment or workplace which employs over-qualified personel at high wages only to give paycuts shortly after. Once employed there you are required to brown-nose and lick ass to avoid being terminated. Even brown-nosers and ass lickers are not safe from termination because MicroWarehouse is notorious for performing random layoffs for no apparent reason. After a full shift of work in an environment such as this, most people begin to feel suicidal tendencies setting in.

(see: Office Space)

I was in a good mood until I got to MicroWarehouse, now that my shift is half way over I have a strong urge to hurt myself or someone else.


69

Random Words:

1. the meal which, when dining with one or more persons, falls well below the quality of all other food at the table. While not an absolute..
1. The act of drinking on a patio. there is plenty of time from 5-8 for patioage!!!! See patio, drinking, happy hour, beer..
1. To hit the bar fast. I walked into the club and heat was intense, my throat was so dry, I yeboahed and downed 2 pints in succesion. Se..