Microwarehouse

What is Microwarehouse?


1.

a job environment or workplace which employs over-qualified personel at high wages only to give paycuts shortly after. Once employed there you are required to brown-nose and lick ass to avoid being terminated. Even brown-nosers and ass lickers are not safe from termination because MicroWarehouse is notorious for performing random layoffs for no apparent reason. After a full shift of work in an environment such as this, most people begin to feel suicidal tendencies setting in.

(see: Office Space)

I was in a good mood until I got to MicroWarehouse, now that my shift is half way over I have a strong urge to hurt myself or someone else.


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