Microwavable Instant Fail

What is Microwavable Instant Fail?

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1. A situation which is obviously doomed to failure before it even happens.

2. A person who seems to fail automatically without even trying.

1. This isn't going to work, this is stupid. We're just heating up a bowl of microwave instant fail, I can see it already.

2. That guy over there must have his pockets filled with microwavable instant fail, just inhaling the packets without even bothering to add water.

See fail, failure, pwned, owned, succeed, winner, winnar, a winner is you

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