Microwave Edit Meaning

1.

A microwave is a clock that occasionally cooks shit.

my microwave is used more for a damn clock than cooking stuff!

See microwave, clock, nuker, cook, food, oven

2.

Short for microwave oven. A machine used to cook food really fast especially, when you're in a hurry.

I need to put my dinner in the microwave.

See David

3.

a device that uses magic power to heat food up. they often make a beeping noise when they are finished working there magic

I though i had a well bred microwave , then it goes and uses lanuage like that. how rude!

See microwave, mcdonalds, kettle, oven, blender

4.

To heat up a relationship at an unnaturally speedy rate. Unfortunately, the resulting relationship often is more like a Hungry Man TV dinner than a slow-cooked paella. Again, credit to TT for this clever characterization.

A: So what's new with T and E?

K: Splitsville.

A: No way!

K: Way.

A: Well, they totally microwaved it.

K: Yeah. You'd think they were like lesbians or something.

A: Nope -- just two lonely men wanting something real.

K: Oh fucking well.

A: Too fucking bad.

See stalker, clingy, nesting, jumpstart

5.

Gods gift to single men.

I put a hot pocket in the microwave and my god, it did the strangest thing... it cooked itself!

Friend: What are you gonna make for dinner?

Me: Eh... prolly some left over mac 'n' cheese

Friend: But you cant cook it again, its already made!

*I put the mac 'n' cheese in the microwave and set the timer*

Both of Us: Oooooo.... magic.

See toaster oven, bachelor chow, micro

6.

to hurry-up, perform a task quickly without contemplation at the sacrefice of quality, much like that of a microwave oven which heats up your food but leaves it tasting unnatural.

Hey man microwave that shit, and let's get the hell outta here.

See quickness, let's go, half-assed

7.

mi-cro-wave

VERB.

An action in which a male-female couple or male-male couple intend to pleasure one another with sexual intercourse. In turn the female, or un-wanting male in the male-male relation denies access to cavity. In reaction, the male that has been denied, lowers the partner's undergarment and ejaculates then replaces the undergarment in proper place sealing the semen into the undergarment. Thus, the semen dries and seals the undergarment to the partner. Also, in text, placing an item (semen) into the undergarment (microwave) for it to set.

Dude, I microwave -d that ho last night when s/he didn't give me any! Damn Right I got that bitch! I microwave -d it!

See microwave, microwaving, microwaved