Microwave A Melon

What is Microwave A Melon?

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To put a melon in a microwave long enough to warm it in and out. Then cut a hole in it and proceed to have sex with it. (only for the MOST desperate of people).

I think i will microwave a melon and have sex with it.

See jona and the whale, microwave a melon, cherry cream pie, rusty trombone
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