Microwave A Melon

What is Microwave A Melon?


1.

To put a melon in a microwave long enough to warm it in and out. Then cut a hole in it and proceed to have sex with it. (only for the MOST desperate of people).

I think i will microwave a melon and have sex with it.

See jona and the whale, microwave a melon, cherry cream pie, rusty trombone


34

Random Words:

1. Used as a dis. Can also be used to tie in another dis like calling someone a fag or a dumbass because of their action. Dude 1: I went a..
1. One who masterbates to the school portrait of a younger sibbling. Alex Wallace is a total zwanker! What a perv boy. See pervert, drink..
1. Another word for a piss-up. "Hi Charlie, you want to come round our's tonight? We're having a milkman's" See ..