Microwave Pussy

What is Microwave Pussy?

Noun- A woman with a STD which makes your penis uncomfortably hot when you insert your falice into her. Most common STD is Gonorrhea aka 'The Clap'.

'I took dis bitch home las nite and found out she had a microwave pussy from my boy in a text message, so I wrapped that shit up with saran wrap'

See vagina, hot pocket, whore, dirty, alley fucker

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1. The premiere way to attract and abduct children. Hey little girl, get into my candy van! See JDW..

Rimlock

1. One who is an expert at giving rim jobs. Your mom is a total rimlock dude. See buttmonkey, assgoblin, cocksucker..

Hga

1. Hot gay action. Normally used when girls don't want guys to know what they're talking about. There was some HGA in that movi..

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