Microwave Pussy

What is Microwave Pussy?

Noun- A woman with a STD which makes your penis uncomfortably hot when you insert your falice into her. Most common STD is Gonorrhea aka 'The Clap'.

'I took dis bitch home las nite and found out she had a microwave pussy from my boy in a text message, so I wrapped that shit up with saran wrap'

See vagina, hot pocket, whore, dirty, alley fucker

Jinxie

1. (n) - a sickly looking, self deluded person, usually male. Commonly uses cliched, bombastic humour as an attempt to unsucessfully belitt..

Hipraiser

1. A blow job that is so good, you raise your hips off of the bed. The was the best BJ ever! So good that it was a hipraiser! See blowjo..

Kissette

1. A mini-kiss used as a mini-reward in a competition or challenge, where a full kiss comes at the end Halfway across the rocks they stopp..

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