Microwave Pussy

What is Microwave Pussy?

Noun- A woman with a STD which makes your penis uncomfortably hot when you insert your falice into her. Most common STD is Gonorrhea aka 'The Clap'.

'I took dis bitch home las nite and found out she had a microwave pussy from my boy in a text message, so I wrapped that shit up with saran wrap'

See vagina, hot pocket, whore, dirty, alley fucker

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