What is Microwaveablelessness?


1.

The essence of not being able to be microwaved.

You wouldn't have thought it to look at it, but that damn burrito was full of microwaveablelessness.

The space shuttle Columbia was lacking in microwavablelessness.

2.

Lacking the ability to be safely be heated by a microwave oven. Things that have microwaveablelessness include 12 oz. soda cans, pressurized cans of R-12, chicken eggs in their shells, sealed film canisters filled with water, dry ice bombs, mercury thermometers, electronics, and lithium-ion batteries.

Saddam learned the hard way about the microwaveablelessness of a camping propane cylinder. He almost lost his house.

See microwave, oven, bomb, radar, radiation, eggs


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