Mid Goggles

What is Mid Goggles?


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The phenomenon that occurs to male Midshipmen at the United States Naval Academy, where in extended stay on said premises, causes a dramatic decrease in one’s standards of women. This often results in very marketable males, “hooking up” with ugly females.

Synonyms: Desperation, Vag Drought, Sausage Over-Exposure

" Dude why did W.T.Door hook up with that ugly fat chick?"

" He's been here so long his Mid Goggles have gotten real bad."

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