What is Mid Life Penis?
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When you're afraid your dick will never work again, so you say and do anything to get laid. Holding a guitar in your hand helps in the process as well as hanging out with very drunken barflys hags.
Bobby is going through Mid Life Penis. He just took home another cocksucking drunk chick. I heard she puked on his dick.
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Noted bear oracle of the early to mid 16th century. Made famous by his scrolls bearing pin-point accurate predictions of future events ..
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The act of proposing a booty call through a facebook open wall message.
My girlfriend is pissed at me because some girl is booty wallin..
