What is Mid Life Penis?
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When you're afraid your dick will never work again, so you say and do anything to get laid. Holding a guitar in your hand helps in the process as well as hanging out with very drunken barflys hags.
Bobby is going through Mid Life Penis. He just took home another cocksucking drunk chick. I heard she puked on his dick.
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The act of drinking so much the drunkenness actually begins to shine off of you. This feat is often times accomplished by consuming a bo..
