What is Mid Life Penis?
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When you're afraid your dick will never work again, so you say and do anything to get laid. Holding a guitar in your hand helps in the process as well as hanging out with very drunken barflys hags.
Bobby is going through Mid Life Penis. He just took home another cocksucking drunk chick. I heard she puked on his dick.
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frankie-ism; describes something that is so sweet it can't get any sweeter.
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When you fart and pee comes with it. Usually causes uncomfortable situations when done in public.
"O shit man I'm gonna fartr..
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When a woman hasn't had sex for so long she's left her lady garden unattended - cress grows well in dark moist conditions
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