Midas Fuck

What is Midas Fuck?


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Similar to the Midas Touch

The Midas Fuck is when the group sex fiend fucks any new female that comes around making them totally undesirable for anyone else to pursue due to the fear of super aids or the knowledge that the tramp has already had sex with someone who has sexual connections with 80% of the western hemisphere.

“Wow, Sarah is so hot, I should see if she wants to go see a movie or something”

“No way man, Ryan gave her the Midas Fuck last week, she is a lost cause”

“Oh god, remember guys, it’s a 15 foot minimum, any closer and you could get the super aids. I’ll go plastic wrap the couch again”

See Crazy Ivan


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